She's Related to *You*?!
 

(Everyone is seated around the common room waiting for Michelle to come back with
one of her "special guests".)

Wufei: "This better not suck."
Michelle: *walks in* "Hello."
(In walks a medium-height brunette behind her. Her hair is very long and falls everywhere. Also, the guys notice that she's a little, well, zophtic.)
Lauren and Jackie: "Hooray, Amy!" *hugz*
All the guys: *sweatdrops*
Duo: "Aw geez, not another girl…"
Amy: "Hi! ^_^"
Wufei: "You suck."
Amy: "Oh :("
Michelle: "*mumble mumble this is my sister Amy mumble*"
Quatre: "Hi! ^_^ I'm Quatre. Quatre Raberba-Winner. ^_^"
Amy: "^_^ You're cute!"
Quatre: "*Her* too?!?!"
Michelle: *shrug*
Amy: "^_^ Can I paint your toenails? ^_^"
Quatre: "NO!"
Wufei: "You suck."
Amy: *starts to cry* "WAAAAH your so mean!!!"
Michelle: "Wufei, you made my sister cry!"
Wufei: "She's weak." *retreats to the corner*
Amy: *stops crying* "Oh yeah, almost forgot! ^_^ I have a present for you!"
Michelle: *takes the box* "What is it?…"
Amy: "^_^ tee hee!"
(Michelle opens the box, and suddenly, bunnies hop out everywhere and start to reproduce, piling up to the ceiling.)
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Wufei: "You suck."
Amy: "You don't like my bunnies?"
Wufei: *piled neck-high I rabbits* "Bunnies are weak."
(Just then, a fat bunny rolls out of the box.)
Heero: *looks at the bunny* "I will destroy you."
Bunny: *sweatdrop*
Jackie: "Amy, how did you get here in the first place? Did you jump through my TV?"
Amy: "Huh?"
Girls: *sweatdrops* "Heh heh, nevermind…"
Michelle: "Actually, I was gonna bring someone else, but *she* followed me here. Isn't that right?"
Amy: *tilts head with a confused expression* "Fozzle?"
Lauren: *pats her on the back* "That's right…"

AFTER THE BUNNIES HAVE BEEN CLEARED OUT…
Michelle: "Um, why don't we play a game?"
Amy: "Candyland! ^_^"
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Lauren: "How 'bout 'Scattegories'?"
(Everyone sets up)
Lauren: "Alright, first category. Something you like that begins with 'S'."
(she turns the timer over and everyone begins to scribble. Soon, time is up.)
Lauren: "Okay, we'll go clockwise. Duo, you go first."
Duo: "S—"
Jackie: *hand flies over his mouth* "Skip him!"
Lauren: "Okay, what did you have?"
Jackie: "Sailor Moon!"
Wufei: *falls over laughing*
Jackie: "What the hell's so goddamn funny?!"
Wufei: "sailor Scouts suck."
Michelle: *absent-mindedly* "that had S's…"
Jackie: "Well what did *you* have?!"
Wufei: "*drool* sex movies…"
Lauren: "aka porn."
Wufei: *drool* yeah.*
Michelle: "Ew…"
Wufei: "Well what pathetically weak answer did *you* come up with?"
Michelle: "Scotch." *satisfied smile*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Lauren: "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…Quatre, how 'bout you?"
Quatre: "^_^ Sunshine!"
Amy: ":( oh, that was what I had."
Quatre: "Oh. :("
Amy: "tee hee, you're cute! ^_^"
Quatre: *to Michelle* "I hate your family…"
Michelle: "Ugh, fine! Fuck you!"
Quatre: *devillish smile*
Michelle: "No, don't say it…"
Lauren: "Well how 'bout you, Heero? What did you have?"
Heero: "Uh…um…*mumble mumble*"
Lauren: "C'mon, Heero, you can say it."
Heero: "*mumble mumble what they had*"
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Wufei: *falls over laughing* "ha ha, you suck!"
Heero: *stands up and points a gun at Wufei* "Do you prefer I change it to 'shooting people'?"
Wufei: "bite me."
Lauren: "Moving right along, Trowa?"
Trowa: "Hmm?"
Lauren: "What did you put?"
Trowa: "Suicide."
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Amy: "Oh, that's so sad! :(" *gives Trowa a hug*
Trowa: "uh…" *sweatdrop* *looks a little afraid*
Quatre: "What did you have, Lauren?"
Girls: "Oye…"
Lauren: "Star wars of course!"
(They tally up their points and continue for the rest of the afternoon.)

LATER THAT NIGHT…
(Amy and Trowa are I the common room *alone* (hey, get your filthy mind outta the gutter!).)
Trowa: "*God* I'd love to *die*…" *pulls out a knife and slits his wrists* "Ah, sweet delicious pain…"
Amy: *inches away looking repulsed and very afraid*
Trowa: *sees her expression and looks down* "It's the shirt, isn't it?"
Amy: "Uh…yeah! ^_^"
Trowa: "Thought so…" *prepares to slit his throat*
Amy: "Why do you keep doing that?"
Trowa: "Uh, cuz I'd *love* to *die*…"
Amy: *tilts her head to the side* "But why?"
Trowa: "Because of my tragic past. You see, I was born and raised in the circus…"

AN HOUR LATER…
Trowa: *crying hysterically* "And then when I was five, the lion ate my teddy bear!"
Amy: "Ooh, I have an extra!"
Trowa: *sniffle* "Thanks." *clutches the teddy bear to his chest*
Quatre: *walks in, shuffling through papers (as usual) but looks up and stops dead in his tracks when he sees Trowa crying and squeezing the bear. His look is fear-pure fear.*
Amy: "^_^ tee hee! Cute factor just went up!" *squeezes both of them* "Cute cute cute! ^_^ tee hee! I can't decide who's cuter!"
Quatre: "I hate you."
Amy: *drops Quatre* "Definitely Trowa."
Quatre: "Well anyway, I'm not cute, I'm manly." *satisfied smile*
Michelle: *wandering in* "Sure ya are, baby! ^_^"
Quatre: "I hate you both."
Amy: "Oh. :("
Michelle: "Whatever."
*bunny hops across*
Trowa: *to the teddy bear* "You're my only friend…"
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Amy: *squeezes Trowa* "I'll be your friend! ^_^"
Trowa: *still hugging teddy* "Okay."
Amy: "Okay, what should we name it? ^_^"
Wufei: "Name it Nataku."
Michelle: "That name sucks."
Wufei: "Well so do you!"
Quatre: "*mumble mumble no she doesn't mumble*"
Michelle: "Fuck you!"
Quatre: *devillish smile*
Michelle: "*Stop* that!"
Wufei: "The bear is too weak to be named after something so strong."
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Amy: *squeezing Quatre* "^_^ Why don't we name it Quatre cuz Quatre's so cute!?"
Quatre: *pins her to the couch* "I'M NOT FUCKING CUTE, I'M MANLY! GOT IT?!"
Amy: :( *looks afraid*
Michelle: *pulls him off of her sister* "Save that for later." *wink*
Jackie: *looks at Michelle with a joking smile* "Why don't we name him shmee?"
Amy: "squee…"
Both: "squeeshmee! ^_^" *giggles*
Trowa: *petting teddy* "You're fuzzy…"
Bear: *blank expression*
Trowa: *hold the bear up to his ear* "What's that?…mhmm…yeah…squeeshmee says that he likes his name."
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Wufei: "You suck."

THE NEXT DAY…
(Amy is getting ready to leave)
Michelle: *pushing he out the door* "Okay, bye!"
Amy: "Wait, you didn't let me say goodbye to everyone!"
Michelle: *annoyed sigh* "Fine…"
Amy: *to Wufei* ":( You made me cry, you suck. :("
Wufei: "Bite me."
Amy: *moving along to Trowa. She gives him a hug* "Aw, you're my *special* friend!"
Trowa: *still clutching squeeshmee* "Thank you…"
Amy: "Oh, cuteness! ^_^" *moves on to Duo* *pulls on his braid* "Yoink! ^_^"
Duo: *sweatdrop* "Bye…"
Amy, Jackie, and Lauren: "Ooooooooohhh! :(" *group hug*
Amy: *to Quatre* "You're cute! ^_^"
Quatre: *about to kill her* "*twitch* dear *GOD* *why*?! *twitch twitch*"
Amy: *Hugs Michelle* "Bye bye little sis! ^_^"
Michelle: *groan* "…go…"
Amy: "Okay! ^_^" *she stops in front of Heero* "Who're you?"
Heero: *sweatdrop* "Uh…"
Amy: "You don't look too happy…sit down and tell me all your problems! ^_^"
Michelle: "We don't have time for that, just leave!"
Amy: Okay, bye everyone!"
(She flounces out the door with a long trail of bunnies behind her, like a sickly-cute pied piper.)
Heero: *looking at the lone fat bunny still rolling on the floor* "I will destroy you."
Bunny: *sweatdrop*
Amy: *pokes her head back in the door* "Oops, forgot something!" *she grabs the petrified chubby bunny and zooms back out*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Wufei: "That was weak…"
Duo: "I can't believe you two are *related*…"
Quatre: "Yeah, you two are so…*different*"
Michelle: *clinging to him* "You're so cute."
Quatre: "I take that back."
Duo: "Now everything can go back to normal!"
Girls: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: *hugging squeeshmee and looking longingly at the door* "…I miss her :(…"
Michelle: *puts an arm around Trowa* "Don't worry, Trowa, I think from now on we'll be seeing a *lot* more of her…"
Everyone: *sweatdrops* *groans*
Quatre: "I don't wanna see her for a *looooooooooong* time…"
Michelle: *gives him a hug* "Too bad, baby, I think she's here to stay…"

~*THE END*~