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        THE THING WITH SCISSORS...
         
    (One day on Libra, Michelle is running around with scissors...)
    Lauren: Um, Michelle? *Michelle is streaking wildly through the halls*
    Michelle: Yeah???
    Lauren: What are you doing?
    Michelle: Running with scissors...I'm hoping to run into that drip Quatre...and maybe take Duo out on the side...
    Jackie: Hey! Don't stab Duo! He's my creampuff!!!
    Michelle: *stops suddenly and cries* I thought I was your creampuff!!!
    Jackie: Um, you are, but Duo's my lickable creampuff. *wink wink*
    Quatre: Hey Michelle...
    Michelle: WHY THE @#$% WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!?!?!?! I shouldn't have stopped running...
    Quatre: But I'm rich and powerful!!! And hot and manly and cute, remember?
    Michelle: Get bent! *pokes Quatre in the arm with the scissors*
    Quatre: *whines* Ow!!!

    Michelle: Ha ha!!! *starts chasing after Quatre with the scissors ^_^ ZZFlooky follows, nipping at his heels*
    Quatre: *returning to the room all cut and bleeding, still followed by Michelle*
    Lauren: Um...I'm a little afraid... *sweatdrops*
    Quatre: Hey look, there's Duo!
    Michelle: DUO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Duo: *looking up, oblivious* Huh??
    Michelle: *starts chasing Duo*
    Jackie: *chasing after them* Hey, come back, stop!!!
    Quatre: *outloud but to himself* The earth is so beautiful...it's beautiful...everything is beautiful...I wonder if they realize how beautiful the earth is...it's beautiful...
    Lauren: SHUT THE FUCK UP, QUATRE!!!!!!
    Quatre: Sorry... Oh, why doesn't Michelle like me?
    Seifer: *appearing out of nowhere* Cuz you're not hot, chicken-wuss!
    Lauren: *puzzled* Seifer?!?! What the hell are you doing here, this isn't where you belong!! *kicks him*
    Seifer: Ow... *limps away*
    Duo: *running in, followed by Jackie* *pant pant*
    Lauren: Hey, where's Michelle?
    Duo: Oh, we lost her a long time ago...
    Lauren: Well then where have you been?
    Jackie: *looks at Duo* haha, heehee... *devillish smile*
    Lauren: *sweatdrop*
    Quatre: Duo, why doesn't Michelle like me?
    Duo: SHUT UP, YOU ASKED ME THAT QUESTION TWENTY FRICKIN TIMES! *starts making out with Jackie*
    Quatre: *angry* Don't tell me to shut up, you're the one who blew my Zechs disguise!!!
    Jackie: *from under Duo* Shut up!!!
    Quatre: ok...
              ~*THE END*~