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Jackie:
*coming in with the mail* Hey guys, look! We got something from the boys.
*holds up fancy envelope* It looks like an invitation of some sort...It's
a wedding invitation!!! *all look at Lauren*
Lauren:
Hey! I never said I was gonna marry the guy just because I slept
with him!!!
Jackie:
*reads over invitation* Hey! It's an invitation to Quatre's wedding! *all
look at Michelle*
Michelle:
*looks up* Hey, fuck you guys! I don't care! Who th hell would wanna marry
Quatre anyway???
Jackie:
Someone named...RELINA PEACECRAFT????
Lauren:
What??? LEMME SEE THAT!...Jackie, that says ReGina Peacecraft...apparantly
a relative?
Michelle:
HAHA! Good, that's who he deserves.
Jackie:
The invitation says that we are to get to Libra immediately. Let's go!
ON
LIBRA...
(The
girls are standing around waiting for the bride-to-be so that they can
start the fitting)
Jackie:
She's late...I hope everything went okay with the guys fitting...after
all, she was personally fitting them...
Lauren:
Hey Jackie, that means she saw the guys in their underwear...including
Duo...
Jackie:
WHAT?!?!?! ONLY I CAN SEE DUO IN HIS PINK BUNNY BOXERS!!!!!!! I'LL
KILL THE BITCH!!!!!
(Just
then a girl walks in. She is kind of short and kind of pretty in a plain
way. She has strawberry blonde hair and green eyes.)
Michelle:
*steps down from the fitting podium* Who the hell are you?
Girl:
I'm Regina Peacecraft...
Lauren:
*gagging noises*
Jackie:
I can see the resemblence... *snicker snicker*
Regina:
*ignoring them* Well then, let's get on with thi, shall we? This is the
dress design you will be wearing. *holds up gaudy seafoam-green silk dress*
Michelle:
FUCK NO!!! I AIN'T WEARIN' THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SKINNED OFF OF CARBUNCLE!!!!!!!
*pulls out something from her bag. It is a lacy pink dress- very short,
very tight* THIS is what I'm wearing!!!
(The
next day, the girls are riding in a limo on their way to the ceremony)
Jackie
and Lauren: *giggle giggle, snicker snicker, whisper whisper, more giggles
and junk*
(Michelle
is oblivious, mad that she has to go to this stupid thing...and about her
ugly seafoam-green dress)
Jackie:
Hey Michelle, the guys told me that they've made you our new secret espionage
agent! Your first mission is to look out for a terrorist at Quatre's wedding.
Got it?
Michelle:
Really? COOL! I'll do my best!!!
(they
get out and walk inside the church)
Lauren:
*seeing Heero looking super-fine in his tux* Uh, guys, I'll be right back...
*runs off with Heero*
Jackie:
Um, ok, have fun, just be back before the wedding starts...
Michelle:
We've lost her...
(They
proceed to their positions and soon the music begins)
Jackie:
*as their walking down the aisle, whispering* Hey, where Lauren? She should've
been back by now!!!
Michelle:
*sweatdrop* Uh...nevermind............ *sees quatre looking notably UGLY
in his pink formalwear* Oh, gross...
Quatre:
*smile smile at Michelle*
Michelle:
*sticks her tongue out at him and makes a face*
Quatre:
*disappointed look*
(music
starts again and Regina walks down the aisle...)
Priest:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the holy bind of
matrimony between Quatre Raberba-Winner and Regina Peacecraft. If there
are any objections against this marriage speak now or forever hold your
peace.
Quatre:
*looking expectantly at Michelle*
Michelle:
*unwavering, smiling devillishly at the sight of Quatre squirming* heh
heh heh... *eyes dart nervously as she realizes she's supposed to be looking
for someone suspicious*
Preist:
Very well then. Regina, do you-
Regina:
*cutting in, in a rush* I do!
Preist:
Ok...Quatre, do you take Regina as your lawful wedded wife? To love and
to honor, 'til death do you part?
Quatre:
*steals one last look at Michelle's evil face* *sweatdrop, sigh* I do...
Preist:
I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
(Regina
throws herself at him, Michelle's stomach turns)
Michelle:
*whispering to Jackie* I'm gonna blow chunks...
Jackie:
Oh you're so mean!
(they
retreat back down the isle to the lobby)
Jackie:
*sees Heero...wearing Lauren's sea-foam green bridesmaids dress???* Um,
Heero, where's Lauren?
Heero:
*from his lipstick-smudged face, turning the same shade of red as the makeup*
Um, she's not feeling well, I'm gonna bring her to the reception... *looks
down, his face turns more red* Oh... *runs out*
Jackie:
Um, ok...
AT
THE RECEPTION...
(Michelle
is sneaking around the bathrooms, looking for the non-existent terrorist.
She has changed into her pretty pink lace dress.)
Michelle:
*suddenly spotting a mysterious figure coming out of the bathroom,
dressed in black with braided hair...* HOLD IT! *jumps on top of figure,
pushes him to the ground, and twists his arm hard to an unnatural position
behind his back*
Duo:
Um, ow...
Michelle:
DUO?!?! *lets him go*
Duo:
Ugh, Jackie told me her friends were crazy, but I didn't expect to be jumped
the minute I got out of the bathroom...
Michelle:
Oh sorry, you're not the person I was looking for...
Duo:
Michelle, if you're trying to tie-up Quatre again and hold him for ransom,
we already told you it's not gonna work!!!
Michelle:
damn...and I wasn't looking for that loser. So nevermind... *returns to
hunting down the madman*
Duo:
*returning to the party* Um, Jackie, Michelle just tried to break my arm
when I was coming out of the bathroom...
Jackie:
WHAT?!?!?!....Oh, HAHA, don't mind her! She thinks she's a secret espionage
agent. Tee hee! ^_^
Duo:
Um...okay... *sits back down*
(Michelle
comes back)
Jackie:
*winks at Duo* So, any luck?
Michelle:
*frowns* No...
Jackie:
Oh, hey, I have this note for you... *hands Michelle a folded piece of
paper*
Michelle:
*reading to herself* There's a bomb in the cake...
Regina:
OK, NOW IT'S TIME TO CUT THIS DELICIOUS LOOKING CAKE!!!
Michelle:
THERE'S A BOMB IN THE FUCKING CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SLOW MOTION- Michelle
jumps up, knocking over the table, and runs towards the front of the reception
hall where the cake is. She leaps into the air screaming "NOOOOO!" and
lands right on top of the 20-tier confection* *looks up and realizes the
cake didn't explode* Huh??
Regina:
MY CAKE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL CAKE!!!!!!!!
Quatre:
Um, Michelle, are you alright?
Michelle:
I'm fine!
Quatre:
*suddenly giddy* Oh Michelle, it's a sign! You jumped into the cake because
you didn't want me and Regina to get married because deep down inside you
love me!!!
Michelle:
*pushing him away* Deep down inside I'm gonna puke up the three-course-meal
we just had...gross...
Quatre:
You don't need to deny it!
Michelle:
ICK! Believe me, Quatre, I'm not denying anything. If I wanted to stop
you, I had plenty of chances at that tacky Vegas-style ceremony of yours...
Maybe I would've done it during that horrible Elvs-impersonator's love
song... ick icky ick...
Quatre:
*to Regina* I'm sorry, I can't marry you, my heart belongs to Michelle...
Michelle:
gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =(>
Quatre:
*to Michelle* Wait here, I'm gonna go get a priest!!!!! *runs off*
(Lauren
and Heero enter, still wearing the wrong clothes, and pink up Regina...they
go downstairs...) *sickening screams and cries for help, then a sudden
blast*
Lauren:
*wiping hands clean* heh heh heh, now her whole family's dead!!!!!
Everyone:
Hooray!!!
Michelle:
Uh, I'd love to celebrate her death, but uh, I gotta go before Quatre gets
back... Hey! *spies a mysterious guest all with black with his hair pulled
back in a sleek ponytail. He's holding a gun*
Terrorist:
Huh? ACK! Abort Mission: Kill Wedding Party!!! *jumps out the top-story
window*
Michelle:
COME BACK HERE! *jumps after him, deploying parachute*
Jackie
and Lauren: *blink blink* *sweatdrops* *confused*
Jackie:
Uh, Lauren, I thought we made all of that stuff up...
Quatre:
*coming back with Preist, seeing Michelle isn't there* Oh...my heart is
bleeding on the floor where she left it! =(
Michelle:
*from below, sadistic laughter* HA HA HA HA HA! Now that's funny!!!