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Lauren:
Hey, Jackie, thanks for letting us come back!
Michelle:
*adjusting tube top* ^_^ Yeah, I can't wait for our Gundam flying lesson!
Jackie:
Oh, you gals are welcome! *smile* But right now we gotta get downstairs
for breakfast and say hi to the guys.
(They
all walk down to the kitchen)
Heero:
*looking up* Lauren! *runs over and gives her a hug* What are you doing
here?
(Just
then, Relina walks in >.<)
Relina:
Oh, Heero, I had a great time last night! *wink wink*
Heero:
Um...
Lauren:
What is she doing here?!?!? *glares at Relina*
Heero:
Uh...
Relina:
I'm Relina Peacecraft!...
Lauren:
I don't give a @#$%!!!
Relina:
*gasp* Well I never...
Heero:
Sure you have. Last night, remember?
Lauren:
*gasp* *runs away crying*
Relina:
Ha ha ha! *haughty laughter*
Jackie:
Eh-heh-heh, hey guys...
Guys:
Hey Jackie, hey Michelle.
Quatre:
Hey Michelle... *blush*
Michelle:
*pushes Quatre away* Ugh...
Quatre:
Oh...
Jackie:
*whispering* Hey, what's wrong? I thought you liked Quatre?
Michelle:
But he's sooooooo boring!
Duo:
Babe!
Jackie:
*girlish giggle*
MEANWHILE...
Lauren:
*sob sob* I'm gonna kick Heero's ass!
Relina:
*coming in* I'm Relina Peacecraft.
Lauren:
*sniffle* FLAKE OFF!!! *sniffle sniffle*
Relina:
Ugh, you're sooooo low-class, girlie! How could my Heero ever
be interested in you?!
Lauren:
*angry* Cuz I'm not some airhead, self-centered peacemaker like
you... I get down to *business*!!!
Relina:
Ugh! *stomps back to the common room*
Lauren:
*following* HEERO! It's either me or her!
Heero:
Uh... *blushing* Relina? *Lauren
turns angry* I
MEAN LAUREN! *Relina
begins to cry* I
mean...um...uh...ah... *both girls storm away*
Oh...
Quatre:
*taps on Duo's shoulder while he's making out with Jackie* Um, Duo...?
Duo:
*pulls away* What?!
Quatre:
I need your help...
Duo:
NOW?!?!?
Quatre:
Yeah...
Duo:
Ugh... *to Jackie* Sorry, babe, business...
Jackie:
Oh...I understand...
Duo:
Great. *gives her a quick last kiss* C'ya...
(They
walk out)
Jackie:
*sigh*
Michelle:
Ha ha, sucks for you!
Jackie:
Shut up or I'll make Wufei think you like him!
Michelle:
Ack! You wouldn't!
Jackie:
*laughing at Michelle's vulnerable position* I would...
Michelle:
Oh...
Wufei:
Huh? Michelle likes me?!
Michelle:
*violently shaking in fear* eep...
Jackie:
*smile* No. *michelle lets out a little "whoosh"*
Wufei:
Oh...nobody ever likes me... *mumble mumble stupid bitches mumble*
OUT
IN THE HALLWAY...
(Duo
and Quatre are walking along towards the Gundams...)
Duo:
So what the hell is so important that you had to drag me away from my chic?
Quatre:
Well, I don't think Michelle likes me very much anymore...
Duo:
*exasperated sigh...no shit* Well why not? You're a great guy!
Quatre:
That's what I thought, I thought that she liked my intellectual workings...
Duo:
*a.k.a. boring! snore...* I'm sure she does...
Quatre:
No, I don't think-
Duo:
SHE DOES! *ahem* I mean, she does, she likes you.
Quatre:
Ok! *runs off to the common room where Michelle is*
*muffled
sounds and cries* *slap!*
(Michelle
comes running out)
Michelle:
DUO! What did you tell Quatre?!?!?!?!?!?!
Duo:
*sweatdrop* I told him you liked him...
Michelle:
But I don't!! Ick...
Duo:
Well why not?
Michelle:
Cuz he's soooo BORING!!! *pondering* Maybe I should hit on Trowa...
Duo:
Speaking of Trowa, where is he? I haven't seen him since dinner yesterday...
LATER...
(Lauren
and Relina are chasing after Heero...)
Lauren:
C'mon, Heero, choose! *pulls up her mini-skirt*
Relina:
Yeah! *pulls down her top*
Heero:
Um...uh... I'm sorry, I gotta choose Relina...
Lauren:
*starts to cry and runs away* *runs into the common room* *sob sniffle*
Jackie:
Lauren, what's wrong?!
Lauren:
*sniffle* Heero picked Relina over me! WAAAA! *starts to cry again*
Michelle:
Ugh, he picked that bitch over *you*?
Jackie:
DUO!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo:
*sticks his head in* *sweatdrop* Yeah, babe?
Jackie:
*angrily points at Lauren* FIX THIS!
Duo:
WHAT?
Michelle:
*trying to comfort Lauren* Heero dumped her for that tree-hugging hippiee
Relina.
Lauren:
*sobs harder*
Jackie:
*muttering* Nice goin', Michelle.
Michelle:
*sweatdrop* What?
Jackie:
You've been messin up left-and-right today, buddy boy. If you don't pull
your act together soon, we're leaving!
Duo:
But baaaaaaaabe...
Jackie:
No buts! C'mon, girls, we're gonna go flying now.
(they
leave)
AT
THE SAME TIME...
Relina:
Oh, Heero, I'm sooooo glad you picked me over that hoe-bag Lauren...
Heero:
Yeah, well, you're good to me Relina. *wink*
Relina:
Is sex all that matters to you?
Heero:
*pause* I love you...
Relina:
*sigh* I'd like to believe you...
Heero:
Oh come on, Relina. What do you want from me? I'm not some peace-loving
freak.
Relina:
Peace is a good thing, Heero. *she kisses him*
(They
get busy in a nearby closet)
LATER
THAT DAY...
Jackie:
*from her Gundam* Ok, Michelle, now just ease up the left lever a little...
*CRASH!* *sweatdrop* I said a little... And
Lauren, stop blowing stuff up!
Lauren:
*after finishing off Mars* Sorry...
Michelle:
Weeeee! *sees Quatre's gundam approaching her* Grrr...
Quatre:
Hey Michelle!
Michelle:
Buzz off, Quatre!!
Quatre:
I can't, Duo says you like me too much. *satisfied smile*
Michelle:
DUO?!?!? Grrr... *starts firing wildly at Sandrock*
Quatre:
Hey! No need to play hard-to-get!
Michelle:
No! *fires again* You don't get it! I *blast* DON'T *blast* LIKE YOU! *blast
blast blast*
(Quatre,
deciding to give up for now, returns to Libra. Michelle then aims at Duo's
gundam...)
*KABOOM!*
Duo:
WAAH! Jackie, help, Michelle is going crazy!!!
(Michelle
continues to fire, not heeding Jackie's warning, but her shots go past
Duo and hi a large silver ship in the distance. Magically, all ships gravitate
back to Libra's "garage".)
Zechs:
Who has shot my ship?
Michelle:
*stepping out of her gundam* Hee hee, sorry, I was aiming for Duo.
*angry glare at Duo*
Zechs:
Well that's okay. My, you certainly are pretty.
Michelle:
*blushes*
Relina:
*appearing behind them* *gasp* Miliardo...
Zechs:
Relina, what are you doing here?
Relina:
*unwavering* Heero.
Lauren:
*turns seven angry shades of red*
Zechs:
Ha ha ha! Silly girl, he is only interested in one thing. *to Wufei* Servant!
Show me to my room and then fix my ship. *to Michelle* I will see you
for dinner...
Quatre:
Hey, back off, she's my chic!
Michelle:
I'm nobody's chic, you a-hole! Especially not yours! *smiles
at Zechs*
(Everyone
leaves)
Quatre:
DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In
the Kitchen...
Jackie:
*making sandwhiches for the girls* La lala lala...
Duo:
Hey babe! Mmmm, sandwhiches! *reaches for one*
Jackie:
*slaps his hand with a spatula* Back off! These are for the girls.
Duo:
But ba~be! I've had such a rough day, everyone is upset with me!
Jackie:
Tough! Now out!
(Duo
leaves, the girls snicker)
Jackie:
*glaring angrily* WHAT THE HELL'S SO DAMN FUNNY?! *starts to cry*
Lauren:
It's okay, Jackie, I know how you feel...
Michelle:
Ha ha! I mean...um...yeah...
Jackie:
Shut up!
Michelle:
Well I don't need you! I have Zechs! Hee hee! ^_^
Jackie:
*sniffle* Hey Michelle, Zechs is bad news. I'd be careful if I were you...
Michelle:
What are you my mother hen? Ugh... Well maybe I should...heh heh...
Jackie:
I'm serious! You should have a nice boy, like Quatre...
Lauren:
Wrong thing to say... >.<
Michelle:
*angrily exploding* @#$% you! Zechs is hot and Quatre's a loser!!!
*picks up ZZFlooky
(note: ZZFlooky was my adorable little cuddly neopet
^_^ She's the cute little thing on the front page ^_^)
and storms out of the
room*
Jackie:
Ok, little miss attitude. *looks at Lauren, who is shaking her head* What?!
MEANWHILE...
(Heero
is walking by Relina's room, when he hears strange noises...)
Heero:
*opens Relina's door* *gasp* Relina! (Relina
is dressed in full dominatrix gear, whipping somebody...) Trowa!!!
So this is where you've been!!!
Trowa:
Uh...
Relina:
You like?
Heero:
*pondering* No...
Relina:
Yes you do... *drapes her whip around his neck*
Heero:
No... *takes off whip* I never should've left Lauren for a slut
like you... *walks out, Trowa follows*
Trowa:
Hey, man, no hard feelings?
Heero:
No.
Michelle:
*behind them* Hey, hey! *catching up* Hey Trowa, where've you been?
Trowa:
In Relina's room. *devillish smile*
Michelle:
*confused* Huh? Ok, whatever. So, have either of you seen Zechs?
Heero:
Zechs? Hey Michelle, Zechs is bad...
Michelle:
*exasperated* Oh hush! Hey... I'll help you get Lauren back if you'll help
me get Zechs.
Heero:
Deal!
Michelle:
Oh, hey, there she is now!
Heero:
*dignifiedly walks over to Lauren* *ahem* *throws himself at her* Please
take me baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I'm nothing without you! *whimper, cry*
Lauren:
*looking at him, first scared, then angry* No! *kicks him in the balls*
Heero:
Oh, my manhood!
Michelle:
Yeah Lauren! *high-fives her*
Lauren:
Let's go back to our room. *staisfied smile*
After
20 minutes and a quick shower...
Jackie:
*examining her low-cut pink fuzzy tank-top, short pleated skirt, and thigh-high
lace-up boots* So girls, how was your day?
*Lauren
and Michelle laugh*
Michelle:
Well *haha* I found Trowa...
Jackie:
Really?? Where was he?
Michelle:
Relina's room.
*Jackie
gapes, Lauren and Michelle laugh some more...*
Jackie:
Oh my. So where were you today, Lauren?
Lauren:
Well Heero came crawling back...
Jackie:
Hooray! ^_^ What did you say?
Lauren:
Let's just say I bruised more than his pride...ha ha...
*knock
knock knock*
Michelle:
*opens door* Zechs! Hey...C'ya later, girls! *led down the hall by Zechs*
Zechs:
So tell me a little about yourself.
Michelle:
Well there's not much to tell. I like cooking, sleeping, reading, and spending
time with my neopet ZZFlooky. ^_^ What about you? What do you like to do?
Zechs:
Kill things.
Michelle:
Er, ri-huh-hight. Ok then...
At
Dinner...
Lauren:
*sees Heero in his tight black t-shirt* *whimper, drool, melt...*
Duo:
*whispering to Jackie* Well, I guess everything worked out...am I forgiven?
*puppy face*
Jackie:
*smile* I guess. *kisses him on the nose*
Duo:
Great! Everything is resolved!
Everyone:
*stops what they're doing and starts arguing at once*
Duo:
*groan* Hold it! Now one at a time, tell me what's wrong...
Trowa:
Um...I was stuck in Relina's closet for 18 hours... *shudder*
Wufei:
Nobody likes me...you all suck...
Lauren:
Shut up, Wufei! He *points to Heero* left me for that
whore RELINA!!!
Heero:
She kicked me in my manhood! >.<
Relina:
Heero broke up with me again, Trowa wasn't that great, my brother's a psycho...
Michelle:
Shut up, bitch! Quatre's been freakin' stalking me, how annoying, he's
so blah! ick, gross, icky ick ick...
Quatre:
Duo's been giving me bad advice, my girlfriend hates me-
Michelle:
I'm not your freaking girlfriend!!! *ZZFlooky growls at Quatre*
Zechs:
I'm just here cuz my spacecraft was shot down... *cries* When I was 2 Relina
ripped my teddy bear!
Jackie:
*disgusted* I hate my boyfriend, he's bad with his hands, he's a
lousy lover, I bet he's never even heard of foreplay...
Duo:
*whistles* PLEASE! Okay...Trowa, we'll get you some hot coffee...Wufei,
nobody likes you anyway, so I'm not even gonna bother...Lauren,
make up with Heero, you know you can't stay mad *wink*...Heero, I already
got you an icepack, there's not much more I can do for ya, buddy...Relina,
shut up bitch...Michelle, ok calm down...Quatre, if Michelle finds you
an inexperienced bore, that's your problem...*pets ZZFlooky, she's happy*...and
Zechs, hey man, I don't wanna know. *turns to Jackie* Is that good, babe?
Jackie:
*uncrosses her arms and smiles* *throws herself at Duo*
*Duo carries her off to the Gundams...*
(Everyone
disapates, Lauren and Heero make up, Michelle storms back to the bedroom
to wait 'til it's time to leave)
Wufei:
C'mon, I'll take you and Relina home.
Zechs:
Marvelous! Take me to the luxury Gundam, servant!!!
(Wufei,
Relina, and Zechs climb into Wufei's crappy Gundam and prepare to fly.
Meanwhile...Jackie and Duo are making out in Duo's gundam.
Jackie
"accidentally" leans against the firearms switch and lets a round of ammo
off right into Wufei's gundam. Unfortunately, they all survive, but Relina's
facial scars are so bad that she needs to get plastic surgery...)
After
the surgery...
Relina:
Ack! My face!!!
Heero:
What? The doctor turned it back to normal, it looks exactly like it did
before the accident...
Relina:
Ugh...you, you mean I've always been this ugly?!?!?
(The
girls say goodbye to everyone, except Michelle, who skips Wufei (like everyone
else) and Quatre...yick! ZZFlooky pukes on Quatre's shirt ^_^)
Jackie:
Well, that was fun! Wasn't it fun girls?
Lauren:
Yeah. ^_^
Michelle:
*mumble mumble no you stupid bitch...*
Jackie:
Well at least it was a good learning experience...
Michelle:
@#$% you!