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Meanwhile,
downstairs...
Duo:
*sweatdrop* Geez, girls sure do take a long time to get dressed...
Heero:
Well Lauren only takes about a minute.
Trowa:
*catching on* That's only because she's eager to get out of your
room and come into mine...heh heh...
Heero:
WHAT?!?!?! I'll kill you! *starts punching Trowa in the head*
Quatre:
Hey guys, stop! Fighting is bad...
Trowa:
*kicking Heero* Stay out of this, Quatre!!!
Duo:
He's right, stop. The girls'll be here any minute, do you wanna be fighting
when they come?
Trowa
and Heero: *mumble mumble no...*
Duo:
Good...well speak of the devil...
(Jackie
appears in the doorway with Lauren and Michelle behind her)
Jackie:
Hey boys.
Guys:
Hey Jackie, hey Lauren, hey Michelle...
Jackie:
You were talking about us?
Duo:
Babe, we were only discussing how beautiful you are.
Jackie:
*hair flip* Of course you are...
Michelle:
*suddenly serious* Hey! Has anyone seen ZZFlooky?
Everyone:
No...
Michelle:
Oh... :( Quatre, will you help me find her?
Quatre:
Of course.
Michelle:
*kisses him on the cheek* Thanks, you're an angel! *grabs his hand and
leads him out*
A FEW
MINUTES LATER...
Michelle:
*from down the hall* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Trowa:
Geez, that curled my toes...
(Everyone
rushes to her)
Duo:
What is it?
Michelle:
*shakily points to the pile of fuzz surrounded by blood* ZZFlooky! She's
dead! WAAAAA!!!!!
Quatre:
Oh Michelle, don't cry. :( *tries to comfort her*
Michelle:
*sniffle* My poor ZZFlooky... WHO DID THIS?!
Everyone:
*looks at Wufei*
Duo:
You sadistic bastard! You're sick, you killed a poor, helpless animal!
*crash of thunder* AND you made the lady cry!
Wufei:
No! Hey, I may be a gay, women-bashing freak, but I wouldn't kill her stupid
little neopet for kicks, I'd kill her!!!
Michelle:
*sniffle* Sicko...
*BIG
crash of thunder*
(The
lights go out)
Everyone:
AHHHHHHH!!!
Duo:
*turning on flashlight* Calm down and follow me! *leads them back to the
common room* I'll go reset the circuit breakers.
Jackie:
Oh babe, you're so manly...
Duo:
*wink* I know. *leaves*
Jackie:
*sigh*
Lauren:
Heero, I'm so scared, hold me!
Heero:
Sure! *takes Lauren in his arms and they start making out*
Quatre:
*shifting uncomfortably* uh...
Michelle:
*sniffle* Poor ZZFlooky...
Quatre:
*wiping away a tear* Please don't cry. *takes her in his arms*
Michelle:
*sniffle* Okay...
Quatre:
*gives her a kiss* Good... *optimistic smile*
Duo:
*coming back in* *the lgihts are back on* Better?
Jackie:
Oh babe... *they start making out*
Lauren:
*stops making out with Heero when she realizes the lights are back on*
Eh heh heh...
Wufei:
Women are easy.
Heero:
Shut up, you prick!
Wufei:
*hmph*
Trowa:
Hey Michelle, look at what Jackie and Duo and doing...wanna try?
Quatre:
*very suddenly* Fuck off, Trowa!
Michelle:
*shocked* Quatre!
Quatre:
*calming down a little* Sorry...
Michelle:
No, I like it!
Quatre:
Really?
Trowa:
Hey, well I don't! *mumble mumble stupid fucker mumble*
Wufei:
Ha ha ha! he told you off, Trowa!
Trowa:
Go *bleep* yourself, Wufei, you do anyway.
Wufei:
*glaring daggers*
*CRASH
of thunder, lights go back out*
Everyone:
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Michelle:
*jumps into Quatre's arms* There's a psycho killer on the loose!
Jackie:
*pulling away from Duo and sending him to check the fuse box* She's right!
We gotta find out who killed ZZFlooky!
Michelle:
*starts crying again*
Lauren:
But it's all dark and scary...
Heero:
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe. *they start making out again*
Wufei:
*makes gagging noises*
Quatre:
Shut up Wufei! You'tr just mad cuz you're not getting any!
Wufei:
And what, you are?
Michelle:
*puts her arms around Quatre* Yeah!
Jackie:
*to herself* Woah...
Duo:
Ow! Babe, I need your help!
Jackie:
*calling back down* OKAY! Michelle, come help me and Duo.
Michelle:
Um, okay...
Jackie:
*in the hall* So, your attitude towards Quatre has really changed...
Michelle:
Yeah, well I didn't know what I was missing! Quatre's great, but he's changed
too...
Jackie:
Yeah, he's more aggressive.
Michelle:
I like it ^_^
Duo:
Babe, I have no clue what to do! All the wires are frayed... *shines flashlight
in Jackie's eyes*
Jackie:
*blinded* ACK! I'm blind! *flares wildly, walks into a wall*
Michelle:
I'll help you... *single-handedly puts wires back together*
Duo: *sweatdrop* Eh-heh, thanks...no wonder
Quatre's crazy about you.
Jackie:
Huh?
Michelle:
He said he's crazy about me?
Duo:
yeah...
Michelle:
How sweet! oh... ^_^
Duo:
*holding on to Jackie so that she doesn't bang into another wall* Kinda
like the way I'm crazy about Jackie. *they start making out...again...*
Michelle:
*gag* I'm going back upstairs...
BACK
UPSTAIRS...
Michelle:
Okay, we need to find ZZFlooky's killer and... *stops, hearing strange
noises from Jackie and Duo's side of the room* *shines flashlight on them*
Do you mind?
Jackie:
*climbing off Duo* Sorry...
Michelle:
Thank you. Now as I was saying, we should split up and search Libra for
anything or anyone suspicious...Duo and Jackie, you search the ground
floor. Trowa and Wufei, you search the basement. Quatre and I will search
the rooming floor, and Heero and Lauren - you get the control room. That
includes the Gundam hanger. Let's move!
Trowa:
*whispering to Wufei as they walk out* Wonder why she's searching the rooming
floors with Quatre...
Wufei:
Heh heh heh..
IN
THE CONTROL ROOM...
Lauren:
Oooo look at all those buttons...
Heero:
It makes me horny... *they start making out*
Lauren:
Hey, shouldn't we be looking for someone...?
Heero:
*quickly looks around* I don't see anything...
Lauren:
Okay! *they start making out again*
On
the ground floor...
Jackie:
Well, where should we start?
Duo:
How bout right here? *taps his lips*
Jackie:
Okay! *drops the flashlight and throws herself at him*
In
the basement...
Trowa:
So...
Wufei:
What do you think the others are doing right now?
Trowa:
Probably making out...hahaha...
Wufei:
Ha ha ha... *throws Trowa a suggestive look*
Trowa:
Oh, so that's why you hate women!
*they
start making out*
And
finally, upstairs in the dorm rooms...
(Michelle
and Quatre aren't making out, they're actually doing what they're supposed
to be doing. They are searching the girls' room first)
Quatre:
*looking around, sees Jackie's nightstand with a picture of her and Duo,
Lauren's nightstand with a picture of her and Heero, and a picture of Michelle
and Quatre on Michelle's nightable. He blushes a little, but it's too dark
for Michelle to see...* So did you find anything?
Michelle:
No...I guess then we should search your room.
Quatre:
*blushing a little more* Okay...
And
after everyone is "finished"...
Michelle:
So then, what did we find?... *nobody responds*
Lauren, Heero?
Heero:
We were too busy making out...
Michelle:
Ugh...well I'm not even gonna ask, Jackie, I already know
the answer.
Duo
and Jackie: sorry...
Michelle:
Wufei and Trowa?...Oh don't tell me you were making out too!
Trowa
and Wufei: *look embarrassed*
Jackie:
Gross, that's more than I needed to know...
Michelle:
*exasperated* Am I the only one who got anything done??
Jackie:
*shooting her a skeptical look* Well I doubt that you got
anything done.
Michelle:
*angry* Ugh... *storms away towards the control room*
Quatre:
Wait, it's not safe! *runs after her*
IN
THE CONTROL ROOM...
Quatre:
It's not safe to be by yourself...
Michelle:
I don't mind being by myself...I prefer it...
Quatre:
*a little hurt* Oh...
Michelle:
*seeing something out of the corner of her eye...looks up* *gasp* Zechs!
What are you doing here?!?
Zechs:
I was here to kill that stupid ZZFlooky, but now I'm trying to get back
home. Unfortunately, the storm short-circuited my ship. Therefore, I am
stick here hiding and waiting for backup.
Michelle:
You killed my ZZFlooky?! *starts to cry* Why?
Zechs:
Because the damn thing bit me on our last date!!! Speaking of which, how
would you like to have dinner with me Saturday?
Quatre:
I don't think so...
Zechs:
Stay out of this, you panzie!
Michelle:
Don't talk to Quatre like that!
Quatre:
What kind of sicko kills a poor little neopet and then makes a lady
cry?!
Zechs:
I bet Wufei was your first guess.
Quatre:
That's besides the point! *punches Zechs in the head,
Zechs falls backwards*
Zechs:
*crying* MOMMY!!!! *runs away*
Michelle:
My hero!!! *jumps into Quatre's arms and gives him a big hug*
Returning
to the room...
Jackie:
So Zechs killed ZZFlooky? What a way to go...
Michelle:
Let's make ice cream sundaes to celebrate!
Duo:
*to Jackie* We already made our sundaes... *wink*
Michelle:
Hey, I thought we had whipped cream!
Jackie:
*blushes* Uh...