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Michelle:
*flipping through her magazine as Quatre braids her hair* Quatre, I didn't
know you could braid hair so well! ^_^
Quatre:
Yeah! Who do you think braids Duo's hair?
Michelle:
Tee hee! ^_^ That's cute!
Quatre:
Thanks.
*they
start making out (so much for being conservative ^_~)*
Meanwhile,
downstairs...
(Lauren
and Heero are making out, and after a little they come up for air)
Lauren:
I wonder where Jackie is...
Heero:
She's probably eating Nutella off of Duo somewhere...
Lauren:
ha ha ha! I just hope they clean up afterwards... not
like last time...
Wufei:
Women are weak.
Lauren:
Shut up, Wufei!
Trowa:
*running in* Hey, there's a bunch of girls outside just dying to
see Wufei!!!
Lauren:
Huh?!
Wufei:
Woo hoo!
Heero:
Hey, I thought you said women were weak!
Wufei:
And easy too! *runs past Quatre and Michelle as they are coming
in*
Heero:
*mumble mumble prick*
Michelle:
Did I hear right? There's a group of girls outside for Wufei???
Trowa:
Yeah, and for me and Duo and Heero and Quatre...
Heero
and Quatre: Cool, let's go! *they run out*
Lauren:
*seething with jealousy* Hey!!
Michelle:
*whimper* he left...
(Jackie
and Duo come upstairs. Jackie sees Michelle crying and Lauren whimpering)
Jackie:
What happened??
Michelle:
The guys left us...
Lauren:
...For groups of girls outside screaming for the guys!
Duo:
Alright!!! *runs outside (yeah, into space...)*
Michelle:
*sniffle*
Lauren:
*mumble mumble stupid bitches*
Jackie:
ha ha ha... girls, don't let it get to you! Those girls are just teenie-boppers.
They're probably all throwing their retainers at them! What the
guys really want is us!
Lauren:
How can you be so sure?!
Jackie:
I've been through this thing before. I used to get angry too, but I learned.
Duo would always reassure me that I'm the only one he loves...
(Suddenly,
all the guys walk in with a girl or two on each arm. They are in their
late teens to early twenties.)
Duo:
Hey, this is Natasha *points to the strikingly beautiful black-haired
girl*
Jackie:
*flames practically bursting from her head* Hey, babe...
Duo:
*looks up* Hey jackie... C'mon, Natasha, I'll buy you a latte... *walks
out*
Michelle:
*snickering despite herself* What was that, Jackie?
Jackie:
SHUT UP!
Michelle:
*whimper* sorry...
Jackie:
*distressed* Oh geez, he's never called me Jackie before, it was
always babe...
Lauren:
Men are scum...
(all
the guys look up at her)
Michelle:
That was a little loud...
Lauren:
*Ugh...* *storms out*
Girl
on Heero's arm: What was that about?
Heero:
*shrug* Beats me...let's go... *they walk out*
Michelle:
*shakes her head and pulls apart the braid, letting her hair down straight,
then walks out with a disappointed look*
Girl
on Quatre's arm: *haughty laughter* Oh Quatre, you're just so cute! *starts
playing with his hair*
Quatre:
*not responding* yeah...
In
the girls' room...
Jackie:
I can't believe him! He's such a jerk... acting like he doesn't
know me, and then flirting with that slut...
Lauren:
*equally mad* Well what ever happened to 'don't let it get to you...what
the guys really want is us'?
Jackie:
Fuck that! They're just horny bastards...
Michelle:
I don't see how Duo and Heero could be any hornier without satisfaction...
*starts singing "I can't get no satisfaction"*
Jackie:
Stop that!
Michelle:
Sorry...
Lauren:
She's got a good point.
Jackie:
Well fuck them then. C'mon, Lauren, we're going to "Club Sun" for a girl's
night out. You coming, Michelle?
Michelle:
*shrug* Nah... I better stay here and do Gundam stats... I'm not in a partying
mood...
Jackie:
We're going to pick up guys!
Michelle:
*shrugs again* Somebody hasta do the stats...
Jackie:
O...k then.... *she and Lauren leave*
Michelle:
Better get to it then...
(She
walks downstairs on her way to the hangar, past the common room where the
guys and their groupies are. She stops outside of the room and peeks in.
Quatre is flirting with a girl and laughing... A loose tear escapes Michelle's
eye.)
Michelle:
I don't need him... *starts to cry a little*
AT
THE CLUB...
Jackie:
*shouting over the loud music* Do you see any hot guys??
Lauren:
*shouting equally loud* NO!... Hey, how bout them over there?
*points to the two guys standing by the bar with expensive looking drinks
in their hands. One is tall and muscular with straiht blonde hair, the
other is slightly thinner with brown hair and an open shirt*
Jackie:
They'll do!
(they
walk up to the bar and order drinks, then smile at the guys)
Guy
1: Hello ladies.
Jackie
and Lauren: Hi! *300-watt smiles*
Guy
1: Pleased to meet you. I'm Linx, and this is Jarred.
Jarred:
*nods* Hi.
Jackie:
I'm Jackie, and this is Lauren.
Lauren:
Pleased to meet you.
Linx:
Well, Jackie, would you care to dance?
Jackie:
*drool* Ok...
Back
in Libra's common room...
(Quatre's,
Wufei's, and Trowa's girls have all left, and now they are relaxing)
Wufei:
What a night...
Quatre:
*feeling a sharp stab of guilt* yeah...
Trowa:
I didn't know that I had that effect on women...men sure, but not
real women...
Wufei:
Women are easy.
Quatre:
Will you stop saying that?!
Wufei:
Why? They are...
Quatre:
Only the cheap ones... not the real quality ones... like Michelle...
Wufei:
You suck.
Quatre:
I've made a mistake.
Wufei:
And you're admitting it?!
Quatre:
Shut up, Wufei...
Wufei:
*mumble grumble you suck*
Quatre:
I'm going to see Michelle...
Trowa:
You think she'll wanna see you after today?
Quatre:
She's a very understanding person...
Wufei:
My ass...
Quatre:
SHUT UP!!!
Trowa:
Good luck then...
A little
later...
(Michelle
has finished surveying the Gundams and is up in her room filling out the
stats)
Michelle:
*sigh* What a bad day... maybe I should've gone with Jackie and
Lauren to pick up guys... God knows Quatre isn't doing me any good with
his floozies... damn him! Ugh, I shoulda stuck with being single...
*knock
on the door*
Michelle:
*doesn't look up* Come in...
Quatre:
Hey...
Michelle:
*still not looking up* *flat tone* Hi.
Quatre:
Whatcha doin?
Michelle:
Gundam stats.
Quatre:
Oh...
Michelle:
*looks up to see Quatre looking incredibly sexy* *blushes a little*
What do you want?
Quatre:
*pauses a minute, then walks over to Michelle and suddenly they start making
out (to Hell with being conservative!!!)*
Much
later that night...
(Lauren
and Jackie have been escorted home, and Lauren goes directly to watch TV)
Jackie:
*deciding to get revenge on Duo* I've had a fabulous time...
Linx:
Well you're a fabulous girl. *smile smile*
Jackie:
*on an unexpected impulse, kisses him* Goodnight... *goes inside* *She
decides that instead of going to bed, she should have a little snack in
the kitchen* *walks toward the kitchen, but suddenly sees Duo and Natasha.
She jumps into the shadows to spy*
Natasha:
Duo, you're so wonderful!
Duo:
I know.
Natasha:
When can I see you again?
Duo:
Um...how about tomorrow night for dinner?
Natasha:
okay! Night! *gives him a quick kiss and flounces out*
Jackie:
*behind Duo* What was that all about?!?!?!
Duo:
*spinning around, surprised* Babe!
Jackie:
*taking one step backwards* Don't "babe" me! You're such a jerk! How could
you do this to me?!?!
Duo:
But-
Jackie:
No buts! It's over! *runs out blinded by tears*
Duo:
shit... fine then... *tear escapes his eye. he wipes it away furiously*
MEANWHILE...
Lauren:
*click click click* There's nothing to watch! *sigh* and I'm tired...
Heero:
*walks in* Hey Lauren...
Lauren:
*eyes widen, angrily throws the remote against the wall* Fuck off! *storms
out*
(Lauren
goes upstairs, but hears someone and hides in the shadows)
Quatre:
*coming out of Michelle's room* Have dinner with me tomorrow night...
Michelle:
*sigh* okay...
Quatre:
*kisses her one more time* Goodnight. *returns to his room*
Michelle:
*closes her door*
Lauren:
*knocks on the room door* You decent?
Michelle:
'Course.
Lauren:
*enters* So I guess you made up with Quatre...
Michelle:
*smiles* yeah, he's easy to forgive...
Lauren:
I wish Heero were that easy...
(suddenly
Jackie runs into the room crying hysterically)
Michelle:
Jackie, what's wrong?!
Jackie:
Duo and I broke up!
Lauren:
*gasp* why?!
Jackie:
*angry sniffle* Cuz now he's seeing that hoe-bag Natasha!
Lauren:
No!
Jackie:
Yes! I don't know what to do! Our men suck!
Lauren:
I wouldn't be applying that to Michelle...
Jackie:
Huh? Why not?
Lauren:
She got back together with Quatre...
Jackie:
No way!
Lauren:
Yes way!
Jackie:
When?!?!
Lauren:
Apparently before when we were out... I guess they kissed and made up...
Michelle:
will you stop talking about me like I'm not here?!?!
Jackie:
Sorry... look, we should all get some sleep...
THE
NEXT MORNING...
(the
girls wake up and go to the kitchen to get breakfast, only to find that
the guys are already down there. Michelle and Quatre exchange good morning
kisses, but Jackie and Lauren shift uncomfortably in the presence of Duo
and Heero...)
Duo:
*eyeing Jackie* Clear out, everybody, I need to talk to Jackie...
*everybody
leaves*
Jackie:
*crosses her arms* Well?
Duo:
Jackie, I hope this termination of our personal relationship doesn't interfere
with your work as a Gundam pilot.
Jackie:
*sourly* Oh spare me, Duo, of course it's going to effect my work! Fuck,
it's not like it doesn't matter!!!
Duo:
I was merely saying...
Jackie:
*holds up her hand defiantly* Save it... How could you do this to me?
Duo:
How come you automatically suspect the worst?
Jackie:
You asked her out and she kissed you. what the hell am I supposed
to suspect?
Duo:
She's just a friend...
Jackie:
Sure she is. That doesn't look to me like "just a friend"...
Duo:
Fine then...
Jackie:
Fine! I don't care, date that stupid slut! I could give a flying rats ass!
*storms out*
Duo:
Jackie!
Jackie:
*inside hopeful* what?
Duo:
Don't forget we have target practice tomorrow...
Jackie:
*smiling devillishly* Target practice... right...
THAT
NIGHT...
Lauren:
*tapping her fingers, twitching in time with the clock*
Heero:
Lauren, can we talk?
Lauren:
No!
Heero:
Oh c'mon, please?
Lauren:
why don't you go talk to one of your fawning admirers?
Heero:
Lauren...
Lauren:
Shut up, Heero, I don't wanna hear it! Shove it up your ass!
Heero:
Oh c'mon, can I help it if fans find me irresistable?
Lauren:
*mumble mumble guess not...*
Heero:
And technically, I didn't do anything wrong, so you have to forgive
me...
Lauren:
*sigh* Okay, I guess...
Heero:
Good! *starts walking away*
Lauren:
Hey, where are you going?
Heero:
Got a date with one of my "fawning admirers"...
Lauren:
You jerk! *throws a vase at him, which misses and shatters against the
wall*
At
the Restaurant...
Michelle:
Oh Quatre, this place is so nice!
Quatre:
Only the best for you. *confident smile*
Michelle:
Oh, it's so beautiful here... *oops!*
Quatre:
And I have a great view... *looks at her adoringly*
Michelle:
*blush*
(Suddenly...)
Girl:
*coming over to their table* Hey, you're Quatre, the Gundam Pilot!
Quatre:
yes I am *smile smile*
Michelle:
*furiously throws down her napkin and storms away* what a mistake... *can
still hear Quatre laughing, and she starts to cry*
MEANWHILE...
Duo:
Natasha, dear, you're so funny!
Natasha:
Well thank you. You're not too bad yourself.
Duo:
*looks into her blue eyes* *Boy, Jackie never looked at me that
way*
Natasha:
So, Duo, tell me again about your fight with colony 283... It's so interesting
the way you can manipulate the Gundam like a puppet...
Duo:
*she's so intellectual...Jackie and I never had intellectual conversations
like this, all she wanted to do was make out* Well, there were 7
mobile suits surrounding me, and I had no escape...
Back
at home, Afterwards...
(Duo
enters the common room, surprised to see Jackie sitting there at that late
hour reading the paper)
Duo:
*non-chalantly* Waiting up?
Jackie:
Hardly... The girls are upstairs crying their eyes out, and I couldn't
get any sleep, so I decided to come downstairs and catch up on the news...
Duo:
Such a shame...
Jackie:
Speaking of which, just to inform you, Michelle's date with Quatre
went horribly. She claims that he was flirting with another girl,
and that he's a quote "stupid selfish prick". *shrug*
Duo:
Well he's still new to the whole girl thing, he should grow and
learn...
Jackie:
what is that shit? You would agree to that, wouldn't you...
Duo:
*glare*
Jackie:
So how was your date?
Duo:
Why would you care?
Jackie:
*shrug* Just wondering...
Duo:
Well FYI, it went great. Natasha is so smart, she
asked me lotsa questions about the Gundam...we had an intellectual conversation.
Jackie:
Sure ya did... *I bet you liked hearing yourself talk...*
Duo:
What's that supposed to mean?
Jackie:
Drop the act, Duo, all you're interested in is sex!!!
Duo:
No, thats you!
Jackie:
Whatever!
Duo:
Well we had a great discussion of intelligence.
Jackie:
That's a first.
Duo:
*finally exploding* Fuck you! *storms away*
Jackie:
*calling after him* Fuck you with a rusty spoon! *starts to cry*
UPSTAIRS...
Michelle:
Everything is falling apart...
Lauren:
Tell me about it...
Michelle:
I wish things could go back to normal...
Lauren:
I wish we could forget all of this...
Michelle:
Yeah. But I think Jackie is taking it the hardest.
Lauren:
That's for sure. I still can't believe they broke up!
Michelle:
I know! It's like one day they're all over each other and the next they're
tearing each other apart!
Lauren:
Yeah. This has really got to stop. I don't know how much more of it I can
take.
Michelle:
Right on. We'll worry about it tomorrow.
(The
girls fall asleep, not noticing that Jackie has come in, tears streaming
down her flushed face)
The
next day, at target practice...
Duo:
Alright, Jackie, you have to hit the four targets around me. It's very
basic and easy, I just want to get an idea of how well you know how to
use the throttle...
Jackie:
*exasperated* I know, Duo!
Duo:
Okay...
Quatre:
Hey Duo, how come we have to be the targets?
Heero:
Yeah?!
Trowa:
I wouldn't mind being blown up...
Wufei:
You all suck.
Duo:
Just because! Now cooperate... Jackie, fire!
Jackie:
*Deliberately firing a shot straight into Duo's gundam* Oops, sorry...
Duo:
-_- Funny...
AFTER
PRACTICE...
(The
girls are chatting in their room)
Jackie:
Ok, girls, do you really want to get your men back?
Lauren
and Michelle: Hell yeah!
Jackie:
Okay, here's the plan - when the groupies come over today, you're gonna...
*whisper whisper whisper...*
First
time, Later That Day...
(Michelle
is sitting with Lydia, Quatre's "new" girlfriend, in the kitchen)
Michelle:
SOOOOOOOOO, you're Quatre's new girlfriend...
Lydia:
Eh-heh, yeah...
Michelle:
*half-acting* He's such a cutie, isn't he?
Lydia:
Yeah...
Michelle:
I wonder if all cuties like sharp, pointy objects...
Lydia:
What?
Michelle:
You know, like knives... Quatre has a fettish for those sorts of things...
kinda like this one! *picks up a butcher knife* Want me to show you?
Lydia:
Uh, no!... I'm gonna go now... *runs out screaming*
Michelle:
heh heh heh... that takes care of her... *devillish smile*
MEANWHILE...
(Lauren
is sitting in the common room with Victoria, Heero's new g.f.)
Lauren:
So, Vicky, have you gotten Heero in the sack yet?
Victoria:
That's Victoria, and no, I'm not like that...
Lauren:
Sure ya aren't, Vicky...
Victoria:
It's Victoria!
Lauren:
Anyway, Heero will have his way with you soon...hell, it took us
five minutes...
Victoria:
Ugh, whatever...
Lauren:
Can I ask ya a question, Vicky?
Victoria:
It's friggin' Victoria, and NO you may not ask me a question!
Lauren:
Fine, Vicky...
Victoria:
That's Victoria! VIC-TOR-I-A! V-I-C-T-O-R-I-A! ARGH!!!!!!!
*runs out screaming*
Lauren:
That was easier than I planned! ^_^ Now for phase 2: operation: get back
Heero... he'll come crawling...
(Heero
comes in)
Lauren:
*mock surprise* Why Heero, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you
be spending time with Victoria? *fake smile*
Heero:
Well actually, she just ran out screaming...................
Lauren:
Ya don't say....
Back
in the Kitchen...
Michelle:
*sigh* I guess it's almost time to see Jackie...
Quatre:
*coming in, a confused look on his face* Hey, do you know why Lydia left
so soon?
Michelle:
I have no clue!
Quatre:
Well she said something about that she doesn't like sharp pointy objects...
Michelle:
Maybe she's a lesbian.
Quatre:
*shrug* Whatever... oh, this is for you. *holds out a rose*
Michelle:
Oh that's soooooooooo sweet! *takes the rose and gives him a kiss*
Quatre:
So am I forgiven?
Michelle:
Of course! You're such a sweetheart ^_^
Quatre:
hehe, I try...
Michelle:
I'll be back later, right now I gotta go...
A FEW
MINUTES LATER...
(The
girls meet Jackie in the Gundam hangar)
Jackie:
You know what to do?
Lauren:
yeah, we capture Natasha...
Michelle:
...and then tell Duo you stole his Gundam and took it north...
Jackie:
Good, now get to work! I gotta go... *climbs into Deathscythe*
Lauren
and Michelle: Good luck!
(Jackie
takes off and the girls go looking for Natasha)
Lauren:
There she is! *points to Natasha down the hall, by the utility closet*
Michelle:
Oh, this is gonna be too easy...
(They
advance towards her quietly...Michelle raises the net and...The pounce!)
Natasha:
*muffled screams and cries*
Michelle:
Stuff her in!
(They
shove her into the closet and lock the door)
Lauren:
*dusts her hands off* That was fun... I'm gonna go make out with Heero...
Michelle:
Wait! Aren't you forgetting something?
Lauren:
Uh...no?
Michelle:
Yes! We have to find Duo!
Lauren:
Oh, heh heh, silly me, wouldn't I feel stupid if I forgot that part...
Michelle:
Well let's go!
(They
look around a little while for Duo, and finally find him in his room)
Michelle:
Duo! Jackie stole your Gundam!
Duo:
WHAT?! That b*tch, I'll kill her! God, of all the immature things... where
did she go with it?
Lauren:
she went north. She's gonna mess it up real bad!
Duo:
Oh no... well how am I supposed to get there?
Lauren:
*whispering to Michelle* We never thought of that part...
Michelle:
*I know...* Well how about you take one of the mobile suits? They're
pretty fast, I'm sure you can catch her in time...
Duo:
You're right, thanks! *runs out*
Lauren:
Now can I go make out with Heero?!?
Michelle:
yeah...
Lauren:
Woo hoo! C'ya!
A LITTLE
LATER...
Duo:
*speeding through space, when he sees his Gundam hovering up ahead...*
Good, I'm not too late... *speeds up and enters the Gundam* Jackie, where
the hell are you?!
Jackie:
*from above* I'm up here, babe...
Duo:
*words ringing in his ears* well what the hell did you do?
Jackie:
Come up and see!
Duo:
I don't have time for this, I have a date with Natasha...
Jackie:
No you don't!
Duo:
You can't tell me what I can and can't do!
Jackie:
That's not what I meant.
Duo:
Then what the hell?
Jackie:
Lauren and Michelle tied her up and locked her in a closet! *tee hee*
Duo:
What?!?! *climbs to the second level, and stops short, seeing Jackie
looking stunning beside a candlelight picnic. Then it all comes together...*
Jackie:
Duo, I'm-
Duo:
*holds his hand up to silence her* No, Jackie, don't...
Jackie:
But-
Duo:
No, let me finish. I've been a real jerk ever since a few days ago. I let
my ego get the better of me and then I couldn't stop... I'm really sorry...
Jackie:
Babe, I'm sorry too. I was so mean and insensitive...
Duo:
is that why you did all this? ...for me?
Jackie:
*half-sarcasm* No, it was for Wufei, I expect him in five minutes...
Duo:
*looking first confused, then relieved* haha... oh babe...
(they
kiss and make up...and out...)