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Duo:
I love the holiday season! It just makes you feel all warm inside...
Wufei:
Christmas sucks.
Trowa:
it's the perfect time to *die*...
Quatre:
in my country, we don't celebrate Christmas.
Heero:
I'm Jewish.
Duo
and Girls: *sweatdrops*
Michelle:
Well I'm sure you can appreciate the festivities anyway!
Quatre:
Actually-
Michelle:
YOU CAN AND YOU WILL! 'Kay? ^_^
Quatre:
*scared* Whatever you say dear...
Michelle:
^_^ good!
Timo:
*wearing a little Santa Clause hat* *chirp squeak*
Wufei:
You all suck anyway.
Lauren:
Shut up and help us decorate the damn tree!
Wufei:
Fine...
Trowa:
*smashes a glass bulb and attempts to cut his wrists*
Jackie:
Trowa, no! *grabs away the broken glass ball and starts sweeping up the
pieces*
Trowa:
Damn!
Michelle:
oh, and it was such a pretty one too...
*beep*
Jackie:
I think the turkey's done!
*smoke
fills the kitchen*
Everyone:
*sweatdrops*
Jackie:
*pulls out the burnt turkey* Looks great!
Everyone:
uh...yeah...
Wufei:
Your cooking bites!
Jackie:
*eyes tear up*
Michelle:
Well that was mean... You're cooking doesn't bite, Jackie! It just needs...um...fine
tuning... *yeah, that sounds believeable!*
Quatre:
Well if you all want, I can whip something up in time!
Michelle:
Oh, you cook! That's so cute!
Quatre:
Thanks!...I think... *sets to work*
Jackie:
okay then! *takes Duo off into a corner of the room and they start to make
out*
Wufei:
Ugh, spare me...
Trowa:
Hey, can I have that carving knife?
Michelle:
No!
(Suddenly,
blasts are heard outside)
Duo:
Shit, they're after us! Let's go, men!
(They
all run out to the hangar and get into their Gundams to go fight, leabing
the girls behind)
Girls:
*sweatdrops*
Jackie:
*sigh* Well I guess that's what happens when you're dating a warrior.
(Eventually
the guys come back)
Jackie:
Well that didn't take very long...
Duo:
Not a lot of things do these days. *wink*
(They
start making out *again*)
Quatre:
I killed 65 of the bastards!
Michelle:
tee hee! That's so cute! ^_^
Quatre:
*exasperated* It's not cute, it's manly!
Michelle:
^_^ Sure it is, hun!
Quatre:
*sigh* Okay then... *goes back to cooking*
SOON...
Jackie:
*after everyone has finished their meal* Wow, Quatre, you're such a good
cook!
Quatre:
Thank you, Jackie!
Michelle:
*hanging on to him* I'm so proud. ^_^ tee hee! *gives him a kiss* You're
so cute!
Quatre:
Whatever you say...
Duo:
Well then, we should all ather around the tree and have some coffee.
Jackie:
I'll make the coffee!
Everyone:
NO!
Jackie:
Why not?
Everyone:
*sweatdrops*
Lauren:
Uh, you've had a rough day, you should relax! I'll make the coffee.
Jackie:
well...okay...if you insist...
Lauren:
I DO! *runs into the kitchen*
(everyone
sits down in the common room)
Timo:
*chirp chirp*
Lauren:
*comes out w/ coffee* Watch out, it's hot!
Trowa:
*pours scalding hot coffee into his lap* ah...pain...I wonder if this is
enough to scald me to death...
Everyone:
*sweatdrops*
Lauren:
uh, that's enough coffee for you...
Trowa:
Damn...
Michelle:
Hey Trowa, you never did explain exactly why you want to kill yourself...
Trowa:
*sigh* I already told you, it's because of my tragic past!
Michelle:
Well what the hell was so tragic about it?
Trowa:
Well... *reminiscing* When I was younger, I was raised in the circus, and
I was a bit of a...uh...momma's boy... *picture of trowa wearing clown
shoes and a beanie, and getting kissed by his mother*
Wufei:
HA HA! You suck!
Trowa:
Shut up! I'm trying to tell the story here!
Wufei:
Whatever...
Trowa:
Anyway...she always made me wear dorky clown clothes and take wheat bread
to school when other kids were wearing those sneakers with the lights on
the heels and eating Twinkies. Kids always made fun of me and pushed me
in the mud and took my lunch. It was so humiliating! I was a shrimp, so
I couldn't fight back. So then when I got older, I left to become a warrior.
But I didn't have any fighting skills, so I lost myself in the lights and
glamour of the circus. Soon I was degraded to nothing, so I figured I could
always end my own life. it never seems to work though...damn...
Lauren:
Well, then what?
Trowa:
Well, after being born and raised in the circus, I knew numerous ways to
kill myself, and I tried time and time again. Eaten by a lion still tops
the list...
Lauren:
Well that still doesn't explain very much...
AFTER
TROWA REALLY GETS INTO IT...
Trowa:
*crying on Michelle's shoulder* And then when I was five, the lions
ate my teddy bear! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Michelle:
Um... *mouthing to Quatre* Help me...
Quatre:
*slapping Trowa* Okay, snap out of it!
Trowa:
*stops crying* Sorry.
Lauren:
So basically you want to kill yourself because of your "tragic past" that
is really humiliation.
Trowa:
yeah... and they still tease me about it!
Wufei:
HA HA! You loser! You suck!
Heero:
Wow, I'd wanna kill myself too if I were put through that!
Trowa:
So, now you all know what I'm going through...
Michelle:
*smashes Heero's liquor bottle on the end of the table and hands Trowa
the jagged edge* Here ya go...
Quatre:
*grabs the bottle* Don't encourage him!
Michelle:
Oh sorry... tee hee! ^_^
Jackie:
*just a little scared* Well, we should all get some sleep now...
Duo:
Good idea...
(they
all go to sleep)
THE NEXT
MORNING...
Michelle:
Hooray! It's Christmas!!! *goes into the living room, and eventually everyone
follows* Yippie, presents!
Heero:
*starts to light eight candles*
Michelle:
What are you doing?
Heero:
I'm lighting the menorah...
Michelle:
Wrong holiday...
Heero:
Oh...
(Everyone
starts exchanging presents)
Duo:
Hey babe! Merry Christmas!
Jackie:
Oh you shouldn't have! *opens the box*
Duo:
You like it?
Jackie:
Um... *pulls out something small and blue and stretchy* Yeah! it's great!
*What the hell is it?*
Duo:
Great! I knew you'd love it! *gives her a kiss*
Jackie:
*hands him a box in return* Here ya go... *still oddly confused*
Duo:
Thanks, babe! *he doesn't even bother with it, he just starts making out
with her*
Michelle:
*looking perplexidly at then* Geez, even before they've had their coffee...
Quatre:
*hands her a small pink box* This is for you... even though I still
don't get this holiday...
Michelle:
oh how sweet! *opens it and takes out a jewelry box* *opens the box and
holds up a stunning diamond locket set in rose gold* Oh Quatre, it's beautiful!
*doh!* I mean, it's gorgeous!
Quatre:
Open it up!
Michelle:
*opens the locket, and in it's a picture of him and her together* Oh how
sweet! *gives him a kiss*
Quatre:
And here... *hands a bow-tied acorn to Timo*
Timo:
^_^ *chirp chirp*
Michelle:
And this is for you. *hands quatre a large, flat box*
Quatre:
Hm?... *opens it up and pulls out a red t-shirt* cool!
Michelle:
I always said that you'd look good in a red t-shirt! tee hee ^_^
Heero:
Here... *hands a sack to Lauren*
Lauren:
oh, how thoughtful... *opens the sack and dumps it out* Gold pieces!
Heero:
Happy Hannukah!
Michelle:
Heero, I already told you, wrong holiday!!!!!!
Heero:
Oh, sorry...
Lauren:
Wait a minute... *holds up a gold piece and bites riht through it* It's
chocolate! *sigh* I don't think you'll ever get the concept of Christmas,
Heero... But I got you this anyway... *hands him a package*
Heero:
And on the eigth night-
Lauren:
Just open it!
Heero:
*opens the shoe box (I guess Lauren's not much of a wrapper... lol ^_~)*
It's a new gun!!!
Trowa:
Oooo, can I see it?!
Heero:
No way!
Trowa:
Damn...
Michelle:
Here, Trowa, we all pitched in and bought you this! *hands him a sloppily
wrapped box (I can't wrap either, lol)*
Trowa:
*opens it* ...band-aids?
Michelle:
Yeah, to stop the bleeding when you unsuccessfully slit your wrists! ^_^
Trowa:
How thoughtful!
(Everyone
looks at Wufei expectantly)
Wufei:
what?
Michelle:
Well... where's your giving spirit?
Heero:
I will destroy you...
Wufei:
heh heh...oh...uh... *reaches into his pocket and pulls out lint* Here!
Merry Christmas!
Everyone:
*sweatdrops*
Wufei:
Lint has lots of useful purposes! It's...uh...soft and fuzzy...and...uh...
*sweatdrop*
Timo:
*suddenly jumps onto Wufei's shoulder, takes the lint, and returns to Michelle's
head. He then pulls the lint onto his head an it makes a very cute and
warm hat!* *chirp chirp*
Michelle:
Oh how cute!
Wufei:
*woah...safe...that was close...* See? Lint is useful!
Heero:
*points gun at Wufei* You're lucky.
Trowa:
Yes, he is...
Michelle:
Timo looks so cute!
Quatre:
Cuter than me?
Michelle:
Of course not! *she gives him a kiss*