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Michelle:
*sitting on the couch nibbling on Cheerios* This is sooooooooo boring!
My birthday sucks! Duo, did you really have to send everyone out
tonight or did you have an impulse to piss me off?!?
Duo: *sweatdrop*
I wouldn’t want to piss you off, Michelle…
Michelle:
*mumble grumble damn straight…*
Duo: Look,
I’m really sorry, but I had had this mission planned for months!
Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Michelle:
I doubt it, but thanks anyway…
Duo: *lightbulb*
I got it! Go put on something sparkly, I’m gonna take you to the Blue Room!
Michelle:
Really?
Duo: Sure!
We can have our own little celebration! It’ll be fun!
Michelle:
Thanks, Duo, you’re the greatest!
(Michelle
gets dressed and Duo takes her to the fancy nightclub… *ow, Jackie, honey,
I can’t breathe…*)
A LITTLE
LATER…
(Michelle
and Duo leave the bar. Michelle is piss drunk and Duo is tipsy)
Michelle:
*tripping all over herself*
Duo: *catches
her* Watch out, you might fall!
*raucous
laughter*
Michelle:
*slurred speech* Ya know, we should do this more often…
Duo: get
drunk together?
Michelle:
yeah, but besides that… All of us should go on a camping trip tomorrow!
You, me, Quatre, Lauren, Quatre, Heero, Quatre, Lauren, Jackie, Lauren,
Quatre, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, Heero, Lauren, Heero, you, me…
Duo: heh,
okay…
THE NEXT
MORNING…
Jackie:
So, Michelle, how was your birthday? I’m sorry we couldn’t be here, but
somebody *glares at Duo* made us go on a mission…
Duo: *sweatdrop*
eh-heh heh…
Michelle:
Actually, I had a nice night…I think… I’m not sure, everything after that
11th shot is a blur…
Jackie:
huh?
Duo: I
took her out to the Blue Room for her birthday…
Jackie:
huh?!
Duo: I
felt bad…
Jackie:
So now you’re drinking buddies?
Duo: Um…
*sweatdrop*
Michelle:
Anyway, like I was saying, I don’t remember much, but for some reason,
I remember something about camping…?
Duo: yeah,
you were saying that we should all go on a camping trip…
Everyone:
Hey, sounds like a great idea!
Michelle:
*sweatdrop* uh, Duo… that was the alcohol talking…
Quatre:
Is that your excuse for everything?
Michelle:
Stay out of this, you!
Lauren:
Well a camping trip sounds like a great idea!
Heero:
Yeah, like our own little Blair Witch Project!
Michelle:
Heero, they all got lost and died in that movie…
Trowa:
That wouldn’t be such a bad thing…
Wufei:
Yeah, then I wouldn’t have to put up with you half-wits anymore!
Michelle:
Wufei, you’d die too, so shut up…
Wufei:
you all suck.
Duo: Well
then, if its agreed, let’s go get ready!
AN HOUR
AND A HALF LATER…
Michelle:
Well where is everybody?… Where’s Jackie?
Lauren:
She’s in the shower.
Michelle:
And Duo?
Trowa:
He went to take a shower too.
Michelle:
But we only have one shower…
Everyone:
*sweatdrop*
Jackie
and Duo: Okay, we’re ready!
(They leave
for Earth)
Quatre:
Wow, look at the Earth. It’s so beautiful, the water is beautiful,
the clouds are beautiful, its so beautiful, don’t you think
its beautiful, I wonder if they realize how beautiful it
is, its just so beautiful…
Michelle:
Quatre, stop saying that word unless it is used on something constructive!
Quatre:
Okay… Michelle, you’re so beautiful, your rich brown eyes are beautiful,
your shiny blonde hair is beautiful, your body is beautiful,
your toes are beautiful, your clothes are beautiful, your
lips are beautiful…
Michelle:
Much better…
(As for
the rest of them, Duo and Jackie are making out *of course* and the rest
of them are playing Scategories)
SOON, THEY
LAND AND ARE HIKING THROUGH THE WOODS…
Michelle:
Okay, Wufei, here’s a good place to film!
Wufei:
Not enough light…
Michelle:
Okay… (walks a little further) How about here?
Wufei:
Too many rocks…
Michelle:
Okay… (walks a little more) Here?
Wufei:
I don’t like the tree you’re standing by.
Michelle:
Fine… (walks more) Now?
Wufei:
Perfect!…Uh,… I forgot the camera…
Michelle:
WHAT?!?!? I’m gonna kill you!
Trowa:
Lucky…
(Michelle
starts beating up Wufei)
Wufei:
Women are weak… *single-handedly pins her to the ground*
Quatre:
Okay, okay, break it up! *easily pulls Michelle up* You okay?
Michelle:
*throws her arms around his neck* My hero!… tee hee! ^_^
Heero:
*oblivious* Huh?
Lauren:
No, not you hun…
Heero *shrug*
mh…
(they start
hiking along again)
Michelle:
Uh, Jackie, I hafta go poddy…
Jackie:
Again?
Michelle:
Yeah, well, maybe I shouldn’t have had all that alcohol…
Duo: Yeah,
me too…
Jackie:
Alright, opposite sides of the forest! And make it snappy!
(A little
while later they are back to hiking)
Michelle:
*man, this is more boring than a conversation with Quatre!* Tree…tree…treerocktree…bird!…rocktreetree…rock…tree…
Lauren:
Wow, isn’t nature great?
Heero:
Yeah, thrilling… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if that squirrel didn’t attack
the right side of my face… Hey, by the way, is there a mark there?
Lauren:
*sees a bog, bloody, bruised welt* Um, no…
Jackie:
*groan* Babe, can we stop? My feet are killing me!
Trowa:
oooooh, killing…
Duo: Well
it’s your own fault for wearing heels!
Jackie:
Well you never said anything about walking up a mountain over dirt
and rocks!
Duo: Well
what do you think hiking is?
Jackie:
Well are we at least close to the campsite?
Duo: Yeah,
we’ll get there soon.
Jackie:
*adjusting her top lower* can you carry me, babe? Please? *flutters eyelashes*
Duo: *mesmerized
by cleavage* O-okay…
(He picks
her up and they continue on)
SOON…
Duo: Here
we are! (looks at the clearing on the lake)
Michelle:
Oh, its lovely…
Lauren:
Yeah, but I wish there weren’t so many damn bugs! *swat swat*
Wufei:
Ow! Damn you, woman, stop that!
Heero:
*restrains her hands*
Lauren:
Well at least we steered clear of all the mosquitoes.
Wufei:
*mumble grumble bitch…*
Heero:
Hey, watch your fuckin mouth!
Trowa:
I wonder if there are any jagged rocks around here…
Duo: Well
for now, let’s set up camp!
Michelle:
*hammering in tent stakes* Wow, I love the outdoors!
Quatre:
Ow, I broke a nail!
Michelle:
Oh don’t be such a baby! *kisses his finger* Better?
Quatre:
*whimper* A little…
AFTER SETTING
UP CAMP…
Duo: Well
then, let’s start dinner!
Michelle:
Okay… Wufei, get out the food…
Wufei:
*mumble*
Michelle:
Huh?
Wufei:
I ate it all!
Michelle:
You pig! Now we’re all gonna starve!
Lauren:
Well hey, if worse comes to worse, we could always kill and eat Trowa.
Wufei:
Cool!
Trowa:
God I’d love to die…
Duo: Well,
if we don’t have any food, we’re gonna have to catch some.
Lauren:
Catch some? Uh, I’m not really that great with my hands… *neither
is Heero*
Duo: Oh,
it’s not that hard! We’ll fish: just stand in the lake and pull up fish
with your hands! It’s easy!
Lauren:
Well, okay, I’ll try…
(They all
wade into the lake, feeling around for fish)
Michelle:
Hey, Wufei, why aren’t you in here catching fish?
Wufei:
Fish are weak…
Michelle:
Get your ass in here and help!!!
Wufei:
U suck. *sigh* *gets in and feels around*
Trowa:
Sharp pointy object…
Jackie:
*grabs away his fishing spear* Uh… that’s mine…
Trowa:
Oh…
Wufei:
I’ll slit your throat later…
Trowa:
Woo hoo! *grabs an armload of fish and runs off to shore*
Jackie:
Babe, this is so dull. Can’t we do something a little more… exciting?
Duo: Sure!
*carries her off to shore*
Everyone:
*sweatdrop*
Michelle:
Well then, it’s just the five of us…
Wufei:
Nuh-uh, you all suck! *runs to shore*
Michelle:
Okay, the four of us!
Heero and
Lauren: Um… *they, um, run off to shore to do, um, things…*
Michelle:
*sigh* You’re not gonna leave me too, are you?
Quatre:
Of course not!
Michelle:
Oh, you’re so cute! tee hee! ^_^
(they start
making out (^_^) when suddenly…)
Michelle:
*gasp* You wouldn’t!
Quatre:
*devillish smile* I would… *pushes her into the water*
Michelle:
You a-hole! *pulls him down with her*
(They start
splashing each other)
Jackie:
Oh how sweet… It’s makin' me kinda sick…
Duo: I’ll
make you feel better.
(they start
making out *again*)
THAT NIGHT…
Lauren:
I dunno, not I’m kinda sick of fish…
Heero:
Maybe tomorrow we can have squirrel meat… *gingerly touching welt*
damn squirrels…
Quatre:
Uh-oh… Um, Trowa, where are my happy pills?
Trowa:
Oh, I ate them all…
Quatre:
*suddenly ornery* Fuck!
Trowa:
*bouncing around* Sorry!!!!!
Michelle:
Oh, its ok, Quatre, you don’t need those anti-depressants!
Quatre:
Fuck off!
Michelle:
Okay, you do…
Jackie:
Well that was uncalled for.
Michelle:
Trowa, I’m gonna kill you!
Trowa:
woo-hoo!
Michelle:
*sweatdrop* Uh, Lauren, can I stay with you tonight? I don’t think Quatre’s
such great company…
Lauren:
Sure, I understand.
Heero:
But Lauren…
Lauren:
No buts! You stay with Quatre tonight.
Heero:
Oh… =(
(Everyone
is seated around the fire)
Jackie:
Well what should we do now?
Duo: How
about some ghost stories?
Trowa:
Okay, I’ll go first! Once upon a time…
(A little
later…)
Trowa:
And then the fuzzy bunny and his happy friends killed themselves
and lived happily ever after! The End!!!
Everyone:
*sweatdrops* *blink blink*
Jackie:
Well it was scary…
Quatre:
Okay, fuckers, my turn…
(a little
while alter…)
Quatre:
And then he hung the bloody bodies out to dry. The End.
Michelle:
Um, that was more sick and twisted than scary…
Quatre:
Well fuck you!
Michelle:
I already did!
(Both storm
away)
Everyone:
*sweatdrops*
Jackie:
Oh my…
THE NEXT
MORNING…
Duo: Ok,
girls, today its your turn to collect firewood while the guys bathe.
Girls:
*groan* But-!
Duo: No
buts! We did it yesterday, now go!
Girls:
*mumble groan fine…*
(they go
off, and about half an hour later)
Michelle:
*screaming hysterically* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jackie:
What is it?!?!?
Michelle:
*shakily points* Why is there a #^*&ing tree in the middle of the #^*%ing
forest!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!-ha ha ha ha ha!
Jackie:
*smacking her* you made me come over here for nothing?
Michelle:
Ha ha!
Jackie:
Crackhead…
Lauren:
Hey, guys, come look at this!
Jackie:
What is it?
(The girls
duck behind a rock w/ Lauren and look out to see the guys bathing in the
lake)
Michelle:
tee hee!
Jackie:
Nothing I haven’t seen before…
Lauren:
Oh my…
Jackie:
*stands up and heads towards the lake*
Lauren:
Oh god, don’t tell me…
Jackie:
Let’s go steal their clothes!
Michelle:
I saw that coming… that is so like you!
Jackie:
Well lets go! (she runs out into the open and grabs a bunch of clothes)
Oh boys! *waves around Duo’s clothes and pink bunny boxers, Lauren and
Michelle follow her actions*
Duo: Oh
shit!
Jackie:
tee hee! ^_^ *runs*
Quatre:
Get back here you stupid bitches!!!
Michelle:
*giggling* not on your life!
(the girls
run into the forest)
Heero:
We gotta get our clothes back!
Wufei:
Girls suck.
Trowa:
Do you think its possible to die of humiliation?
Duo: I
guess so.
Trowa:
Great!
Duo: Alright,
boys, here’s the plan. We run out, grab our towels, and chase down the
girls… Ready?… Go!
(the guys
streak out of the water *literally* and grab their towels, wrapping them
around their waists. They the easily catch up to the girls.)
Duo: *pounces
on Jackie*
Jackie:
Ah! hee hee…
Duo: Okay,
you, very funny! Now give me back my clothes!
Jackie:
tee hee hee… *devillish grin*
Quatre:
*closelines Michelle and throws her to the ground* You too!
Michelle:
Ow! Tee hee.
Heero:
*catches Lauren by the arm and spins her around* and you.
Girls:
*giggling uncontrollably*
Quatre:
What the hell’s so fucking funny?!?
Jackie:
*points up*
Guys: *faces
drop* *sweatdrops*
Jackie:
*evil smile* You gotta climb for ‘em…
A FEW MINUTES
LATER…
Duo: Um…
*sweatdrop* Did I ever mention that I’m *gulp* afraid of heights?
Jackie:
Tough!
Quatre:
You’re all stupid bitches! That includes you too, Wufei!
Wufei:
Well I’m not the one climbing a tree for my clothes! *brushes off
his fully-clothed self*
Lauren:
That’s cuz the thought of you climbing a tree naked is just gross!
Wufei:
You suck…
(Suddenly
Michelle is laughing hysterically)
Quatre:
What the fuck is so funny?!?
Michelle:
ha ha ha ha ha…
Quatre:
What?
Michelle:
hee hee…*holds up… Quatre’s towel!*
Quatre:
*looks down* oh shit! *scurries up the rest of the way and hides in the
branches*
Michelle:
*falls on the floor laughing hysterically, holding her stomach, her eyes
tearing and her cheeks bright red*
Quatre:
*jumps down and proceeds to put his shirt on* Oh, fucking hilarious.
Michelle:
*innocent smile* tee hee.
Duo: *jumps
down* Yeah, you girls are a stitch. *punches Jackie affectionately in the
arm*
Heero:
*comes down* Do that again and I will destroy you.
Lauren:
Eep!
Trowa:
Hey look! *points to a clearing in front of them*
Jackie:
*walks ahead* Check it out…
(Before
them lays a perfect circle of grass with a crumbling headstone in the middle)
Michelle:
Oh god, that's freaky!
Quatre:
Hey, there's some shit written on it.
Michelle:
It looks to be in Italian. Jackie, if you'll be so kind.
Jackie:
*ahem* He who reads is cursed. The circle of rocks is your…um, Lauren,
help me out with you expertise here, since you're so much more experienced
at Italian than I am…
Lauren:
*rolls eyes* Yeah right…the circle of rocks is your *doom*…
Everyone:
*gulp*
Michelle:
Ack! *points*
Jackie:
WHAT?!?
Michelle:
It's a $%*#ing rock, it's a #$^*ing rock!!!!!
Jackie:
You're a fucking *crackhead*…
Trowa:
Yeah I know I am…
Jackie:
No not you, *Michelle*!
Trowa:
Oh…*turns to Michelle* You have crack?
Michelle:
*shakes her head* nope, it's all at the Crackbarn…
Trowa:
Oh…I'm gonna go drown myself now.
Jackie:
Actually, we should all be heading back to camp.
(They do)
Michelle:
*punches Quatre* You're such a jerk! Ya know, just because you're all ornery
cuz Trowa ate your happy pills *doesn't* mean that I'm not still your girlfriend.
Quatre:
Okay you're right. I'm sorry…well no, I'm not.
Michelle:
*punches him again*
Quatre:
Ow! Okay, I'll stop.
Michelle:
Good! ^_^
Upon Reaching
Camp…
Jackie:
Well what now? We have to start preparing dinner, but we have no food.
Heero:
Oh, oh, lemme hunt squirrels!
Lauren:
And I can go pick berries!
Jackie:
Ooooooooooh no, I am *not* putting you two together, you won't get anything
done!
Lauren:
Please?
Jackie:
No! Trowa, *you* go pick berries.
Trowa:
Good, I'll pick the *poisonous* ones.
Jackie:
Okay, *bad idea*, nix that. Michelle, *you* go.
Michelle:
Okay!
Heero:
*grabs knife out of Trowa's hands right before he is about to slit his
wrists* Let's go!
Trowa:
Damn…
(Heero
and Michelle go into the woods)
Heero:
Here squirrely squirrely squirrely!
Michelle:
I don't think you're gonna get a lot of squirrels like that.
Heero:
Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you do better!
Michelle:
Okay. *hands him the berry basket* Don't pick the red ones. *starts making
squirrel chirping sounds* *a cute little squirrel runs to her*
Heero:
How did you do that?
Michelle:
I was just being friendly to it.
Heero:
okay, whatever you say, Michelle. *pulls out knife*
Michelle:
*grabs the cute little squirrel* No!!!
Heero:
What's the problem?
Michelle:
He's too cute! He's my new friend!
Heero:
*sweatdrop* Sure he is…
Michelle:
*puts squirrel on her shoulder* He is!
Heero:
Then what's his name?
Michelle:
I think I'll call him…Timo! Do you like that name?
Timo: *squeak
squeak*
Michelle:
*kisses Timo on the nose* Good! *puts Timo on her shoulder*
Heero:
*sweatdrop* Riiiiiiiight. *hands her the berry basket* I'll hunt the squirrels,
you stick to the berries.
Michelle:
Why?
Heero:
Because you're making friends with our dinner.
Michelle:
oh… *she goes back to picking berries*
AN HOUR
LATER…
(Heero
and Michelle return. Heero is holding 10 dead squirrels, and Michelle is
holding a basket of berries, Timo on her head)
Wufei: *looks
at Timo* Hey Heero, you missed one!
Trowa:
yes, indeed, I'm standing right here!
Wufei:
I was talking about that stupid squirrel on Michelle's head!
Michelle:
Timo is not stupid!
Wufei:
Sure.
Michelle:
Shut up, Wufei, or I'll show everyone that picture of you crying!
Wufei:
You suck.
Heero:
Timo is Michelle's "special friend".
Wufei:
Women are weak.
Duo: oh,
Michelle, what a cute little squirrel! *pets Timo*
Timo: *bites
Duo's finger*
Duo: OW!
Stupid squirrel!
Jackie:
What happened?
Duo: Michelle's
stupid squirrel bit me!
Jackie:
Huh? *looks at Timo on top of Michelle's head* Oh how cute!
Michelle:
His name is Timo!
Jackie:
hey there! *pets Timo*
Timo: *happy*
Jackie:
He's very friendly…and I see you brought back berries.
Michelle:
Yup! ^_^
Jackie:
they look scrumptious…especially these pretty red ones…
Michelle:
What?! Ugh…I told Heero not to pick the red ones… Don't eat those, those
are poisonous.
Trowa:
Goody! *grabs a handful*
Michelle:
No, Trowa! *grabs the berries* We have to pick these out… Here's
one… *throws a poisonous red berry into the lake*
Trowa:
No!!! *belly flops into the water and starts flailing wildly to where the
berry landed*
Jackie
and Michelle: *sweatdrop*
THAT NIGHT…
Wufei:
*roasting the squirrels on a spit over the fire* Ha ha ha! Roast, you little
demons!
Michelle:
You're sick.
Wufei:
*sadistic laughter* I know.
Michelle:
*whimper* Jackie, help me…
Jackie:
Okay, Wufei, that's enough sick enjoyment for you!
Heero:
Why can't we just cook him over the fire?
Jackie:
oh, good idea!
Trowa:
Can it be me?!
Everyone:
No!!!
Trowa:
Damn…
LATE THAT
NIGHT…
Michelle:
Wow, I'm really freaked out.
Quatre:
It's okay, I'll protect you.
Michelle:
tee hee! ^_^ *they start making out*
(Suddenly,
they hear noises)
Michelle:
*gasp* What was that?
Quatre:
Who fucking cares?!
Michelle:
No, I'm serious! *listens*
Quatre:
C'mon, it's nothing…
Michelle:
*listens intently for another minute, then lets out a sigh of relief* Oh,
it's only Jackie and Duo…
Quatre:
Gross.
*they start
making out again*
*suddenly,
evil cackling laughter*
Michelle:
Okay, that wasn't nothing!
Quatre:
*exasperated sigh* Are you sure it's not just Wufei?
Michelle:
No, I'm positive it isn't.
Timo: *shakes
with fear*
*more evil
cackling*
Michelle:
This is way scary… *goes outside and sees Jackie*
Jackie:
what the hell was that?!?!?!
Michelle:
I don't know!
(Soon,
everyone has gathered)
Duo: This
is way freaky!
*A shadow
is cast over the ground* *more evil cackling*
Everyone:
AHHHH!!! *they start running deep into the woods*
Quatre:
*to Michelle* You're too fucking slow! *grabs her, throws her over his
shoulder, and keeps on running*
Duo: Look,
there's a clearing up ahead!
(They run
into the open space and stop in front of the crumbling gravestone)
Michelle:
*looks down* uh…guys?
Jackie:
what?
Michelle:
We're surrounded by a circle of rocks…
All: *look
down and start screaming hysterically*
Jackie:
alright, let's just go back to camp and get some rest. We'll leave first
thing tomorrow.
(They return
and get some sleep)
THE NEXT
MORNING…
Jackie:
*pulling up stakes* oh geez, what a night!
Michelle:
yeah, I'm still freaked out!
Duo: Make
sure you have everything, everybody!
Michelle:
Oh, I forgot my backpack! Quatre, watch Timo for a sec?
Quatre:
Sure.
Michelle:
*gives him a quick kiss* Thanks, hun!
Quatre:
Don't fucking call me hun!
Michelle:
Alright, alright, I'm sorry!
Timo: *squeak
chirp*
Quatre:
Hey, you stupid squirrel, you're taking all of my chic's attention away
from me!
Timo: *angry
chirps and squeaks*
Quatre:
*pause* I hate you.
Wufei:
Quatre, you're pathetic! *looks at Timo* The both of you!
Quatre:
Fuck you! *looks at Timo and Wufei* The both of you!
Wufei:
You suck. You and your girlfriend's pet.
Quatre:
At least I have a girlfriend!
Wufei:
Women are easy.
Quatre:
Yeah, so what's your point?
Wufei:
You suck. *walks away*
Duo: Is
everyone ready?
Everyone:
Yes. Timo:
*chirp*
Duo: Good.
Then let's get going.
A WHILE
LATER…
Michelle:
Duo, are you sure you know where we're going?
Duo: Yeah!
Michelle:
I'd feel better if you looked at the map.
Duo: I
know where we're going!
Jackie:
Just look at the fucking map!
Duo: Ok,
ok…God…
Lauren:
hey, watch it.
Duo: Oh,
sorry… Trowa!
Trowa:
Crack?
Duo: Um…gimmie
the map, Trowa.
Trowa:
*hands him the map*
Duo: *open
map, it is splattered with blood* What is this?
Trowa:
I was trying to slit my wrists with the paper's sharp edges.
Michelle:
ew! Grossness!
Duo: well
it doesn't do us much good now.
Wufei:
Good! *grabs the map, tears it up into tiny pieces, and throws it up into
the air*
Michelle:
You asshole! You ripped up the map!
Wufei:
ha ha ha ha!
Michelle:
Ack! We're all gonna die!
Trowa:
Woo hoo!
Duo: Now
now, just calm down! We have to keep moving!
(suddenly,
they hear whimpering from behind a bush)
Michelle:
Ah! What was that?
Duo: what
the hell…? *pulls back the bush's branches*
(There
sits Zechs, shirtless [*drool*] rocking back and forth with a bottle of
whiskey in his hand)
Zechs:
*takes a swig of the whiskey*
Wufei:
Hittin' the bottle a little too hard, eh buddy?
Michelle:
Wufei, shut up. Zechs, what's wrong?
Zechs:
*breathless whispers*
Michelle:
Huh?
Zechs:
They got Treize…he's dead…
Lauren:
Dammit! And I loved his last name too!
Heero:
What about me?
Lauren:
I love you for your body. *wink*
(they start
making out)
Michelle:
Zechs, who got Treize?
Zechs:
The Blair Witch!
Duo: um,
you do realize that that was just a movie, right?
Zechs:
No, it's real!
Duo: Um…
Michelle:
*clinging to Zechs' bare chest* hey, is that man says it's real, it's real!
Duo: Whatever
you say.
Michelle:
Zechs, come with us. We're trying to get home too.
Zechs:
Okay…
(They keep
going, crossing a log across a small stream, and continuing to hike north)
A WHILE
LATER…
Michelle:
I don't understand it. We should've been back to the park entrance by now!
Duo: Maybe
it's just beyond this log…
Michelle:
*takes a careful look around* Hey, this seems familiar… Hey, we're right
back where we started!
Duo: That's
impossible!
Michelle:
No it's not! *picks up shreds of paper a.k.a. the map*
Duo: shit!
Michelle:
we're going in circles!
Jackie:
Well now what?
Michelle:
*starts to cry* All hope is lost!
THAT NIGHT…
Jackie:
Well, I couldn't find Trowa or Wufei. Any luck with you guys?
Everyone:
No.
Michelle:
Well then I guess they're lost.
Heero:
At least Trowa wanted it that way.
Duo: Our
problem now is getting out of here!
Michelle:
well we have no choice but to keep going straight.
Duo: But
that didn't work before…
Michelle:
Well what other choice do we have?!
(They keep
walking, when suddenly, beyond the trees…)
Treize:
*running to them*
Zechs:
Treize! *throws himself at Treize and starts to cry* Don't ever
scare me like that again!
Treize:
*pushing Zechs away* quack quack.
Michelle:
Um, okay, if you say so…
Treize:
There's a highway up ahead!
Everyone:
Woo hoo!
(The road
comes in sight)
Michelle:
We're free, we're free!
Quatre:
*runs past them all to a drugstore across the street. He quickly purchases
a bottle of anti-depressants and upon returning…* Ah, much better.
Michelle, I'm sorry for any mean things I said or did. It was the lack
of drugs talking.
Michelle:
^_^ That's okay! I understand. *they start making out*
UPON RETURNING
HOME…
(Duo and
Jackie start making out)
(Heero
goes straight for the scotch)
(Lauren
falls asleep)
(Quatre
and Michelle are playing with Timo)
Jackie:
Hey, are we forgetting something?
BACK IN
THE WOODS…
Trowa:
I know they're around here somewhere…
Wufei:
They suck… and I'm about to kill you, unless the Blair Witch
gets you first!
Trowa:
promise? Just don't get my hopes up!