~*While You were Sleeping…*~

Wufei: *ringing crystal dinner bell* WOMAN!!!
Michelle: *lagging in tiredly* What is it, Wufei?
Wufei: Make me some chicken soup!
Michelle: What am I, your maid?
Wufei: Heh heh, wouldn't mind seein' ya in a short little maid's outfit.
Michelle: Ugh…
Wufei: Bring me my soup or I'll have Nataku destroy you!
Michelle: You do realize that "Nataku" is just a machine, right?
Wufei: *throwing a temper-tantrum* He's not just a machine, now bring me some soup! WAAAA-HAAH-HAAAAAH!
Michelle: Alright, alright, I'll bring you some freakin' soup! *mumble ya big baby grumble* (She leaves for the kitchen)
Wufei: Good.
(Michelle stomps into the kitchen and starts digging around the bottom cabinet for a soup pot)
Michelle: *mumble grumble stupid prick mumble thinks I'm his frickin' maid mumble grumble* Found one! *starts to stand up…*
**SLAM!** *black*

A Little Later…
Wufei: Where is she?! I want my soup! *rings bell* Woman! *keeps ringing* WOMAN! *rings harder* MICHELLE!…hmm, she's not answering… *gets up and goes to the kitchen* Hello? *looks around* *gasp*
(Michelle is lying unconscious on the floor)
Wufei: Hey, she's unconscious…perfect opportunity to…heh heh…
Michelle: *starts coming to* *groan*
Wufei: Damn!
Michelle: *sits up* *rubs her head* Ow…ugh…wha-whe…who am I?…Where am I?…
Wufei: Um, you're on Libra…
Michelle: *looks up* WAH! Who are you?
Wufei: I'm… *thinking* Wait, I don't think she remembers anything…she must have slammed her head pretty hard…she must have amnesia! *outloud* I-I'm your *boyfriend* Wufei! Don't you remember honey?
Michelle: I don't remember anything…um, but I get the feeling that I don't like you…
Wufei: YOU DO!!!…I mean, we've been in love forever!
Michelle: We have?
Wufei:  *kisses her hand* Of course darling!
Michelle: Well…who am *I*?
Wufei: *You're* legs forever, but others will refer to you as Michelle.
Michelle: Oh, I like my name… so…
Wufei: Talk is cheap, let's go… *drags her into the common room, Michelle with a very confused look on her face*
Michelle: Uh…
Wufei: *throws her down onto the couch* You're only good for one thing, now be quiet! *starts making out with her*
Michelle: Uh, I'm not sure if I like this…
Wufei: You do, now shut up!…
*front door slams*
Duo: We're home!
Wufei: Damn! *stands up and heads towards the door just as everyone comes into the common room* What a party-crasher…
Quatre: *sees Michelle* I'm so glad I'm home!!! *runs towards her with open arms, but stops in front of her when he notices she isn't responding*
Michelle: *pause* AHHHHHHHH! *stops*
Quatre: *closes ears* Ow…eardrums…throbbing…
Michelle: Who are *you*?
Quatre: Um… I'm your *boyfriend*…
Michelle: No…*grabs Wufei by the arm and points to him*…*he's* my boyfriend…
Everyone: WHAT?!
Michelle: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?
Everyone: *blink blink* *sweatdrops* *start talking at once*
Wufei: HOLD IT!…Michelle, will you please excuse us?
Michelle: *mumble yeah…* *turns to face the corner and covers her ears*
Duo: Uh, what's going on?
Wufei: Michelle got amnesia…she doesn't remember any of us…well, except for me…heh heh…
Lauren: Oh, so she *does* remember that you're a stuck-up prick. Okay!
Wufei: Shut up, bitch! What I mean is that now she thinks *I'm* her boyfriend. ;)
Quatre: WHAT?! I'll kill you good! *lunges at Wufei, but Duo and Trowa hold him back. Then he tries to kick Wufei, but since he is only 5'1", he can't reach very far*
Wufei: You're weak.
Quatre: Fuck you!
Wufei: :rolleyes just play along with her, okay? She's very confused.
Everyone: Uh, okay… *they go about their business*
Jackie: *whispering to Lauren* You know, playing along with confused people never helped anyone…just look at Cloud!
Lauren: I know! But what can we do? I guess we just have to try and get her to remember stuff.
Jackie: Yeah, we should tell her about some of the little stuff we used to do, maybe that will trigger her memory!
Lauren: Good idea! Plus, I don't know how much longer I can take her cozying up to woof-woof…
(While Jackie and Lauren are hatching a plan, Michelle is on the other side of the room with Quatre and Trowa)
Michelle: *stares at them blankly* *blink blink*
Quatre and Trowa: Um…
Michelle: *takes their hands and places them together* It's okay, I except this…
Quatre and Trowa: Um…
Michelle: It's fine by me that you're gay…
Quatre: *pulls his hand away* WAH!
Trowa: NO!
Michelle: You mean…you're not gay together?
Quatre and Trowa: NO!!!
Michelle: oh, heh heh, coulda fooled me! *she walks off towards Wufei*
Wufei: Hello, dear.
Michelle: Hello!… so, tell me a little bit about these people…*points to Duo* Who's that girl?
Wufei: *sweatdrop* That's a *guy*…
Michelle: WAH! How feminine!
Wufei: *falls over laughing*
Michelle: *points to Heero* Well well…who's that? He's *hot*!
Wufei: Hey! You're *my* girlfriend, remember?
Michelle: No, actually, I don't remember anything!
Wufei: oh yeah… well that's Heero, but you can't have him, he's going out with someone…
Michelle: Oh, who?
Wufei: *points to Lauren* The dark-haired one on the right. Her name's Lauren, and she's a bitch, so stay away from her.
Michelle: She's a slut.
Wufei: And the blonde-haired one she's talking to is Jackie.
Michelle: Wow, she's an even *bigger* slut!
Wufei: *laughs* Yes she is…she's going out with Duo.
Michelle: Who?
Wufei: *points* the one with the braid.
Michelle: Oh, girly-man!
Wufei: Yeah.
Michelle: Okay, I get it now…there's you, Wufei, and there's girly-man, Heero, Lauren the slut, Jackie the even bigger slut, and the two gay guys…
Wufei: Quatre and Trowa.
Michelle: Yeah…okay!
(Jackie and Lauren walk over to Michelle to execute their plan)
Lauren: Hi Michelle.
Jackie: We've decided that we're going to help you get your memory back by trying to get you to remember little stuff you always used to do! ^_^
Michelle: *blank expression, says nothing*
Jackie: Something wrong?
Michelle: No, it's just that…I don't wanna talk to you…
Lauren: Huh? Why not?
Michelle: Well…cuz you're both stupid whores!
Jackie: WHAT?! Who told you that?
Lauren: Did Wufei say something?!
Michelle: Nobody said anything, it was an *observation*.
Jackie: Ugh!!!
(She and Lauren storm away)
Jackie: *mumble grumble stupid bitch…*
Lauren: Forget trying to help *her*…
Michelle: *shrug* *walks over to Heero*
Heero: Hi…
Michelle: You're hot, wanna go out sometime?
Wufei: Hey!
Heero: Uh…
Lauren: Hey, stay away from my man, bitch!
Heero: Um, you're going out with Quatre…I mean Wufei…I mean-…oh…
Duo: Hey, what's goin' on here?
Heero: I'm gonna go make out with Lauren…
Duo: Hello, Michelle.
Michelle: You're wastin' my time, pretty boy… *walks away*
Duo: Hmm…*shrugs and sits down on the couch to read the newspaper*
Michelle: *emerges with a bottle of pink nailpolish* *starts painting Duo's fingernails*
Duo: *looks down at his pink nails* ACK! What did you do?
Michelle: I painted your nails…duh!
Duo: Why?!
Michelle: Because you look very womanish. *nods her head in satisfaction and walks away*
Duo: *angry*
Michelle: *walks past Quatre and Trowa and stops dead in her tracks* Are you sure you two aren't-
Quatre and Trowa: NO!!!
Michelle: *holds up her hands* Okay, okay… *keeps walking*

A FEW DAYS LATER…
(Michelle is sitting quietly in the common room with Wufei crawling all over her trying to get some)
Michelle: *pushing him away* Not now…
Wufei: Why not?!
Michelle: I'm busy thinking…
Wufei: So? *continues*
(Jackie and Lauren walk in)
Lauren: Ew, ugh…*looks away*
Jackie: we need to talk to Michelle. *pushes Wufei to the ground*
Wufei: *thud* Ow!…whadda you want? I was busy!
Lauren: gross…
Jackie: We need to talk to Michelle, sorry! *they grab her and drag her off*
Wufei: *mumble grumble stupid bitches…*
Michelle: *being dragged along towards the kitchen* Uh, what are you doing?
Jackie: We're helping you!
Michelle: Um, I don't want your help.
Lauren: Sure ya do!
Jackie: We will forget that little incident yesterday and starts fresh.
Michelle: I don't want to, you're a pair of stupid sluts!
Lauren: Hey!
Jackie: *holds up a hand* I choose to ignore that comment. Now then…
Michelle: Well what are you gonna help me with?
Jackie: We're going to help you get your memory back!
Michelle: Whadda you mean? *Duo walks in* Hey girly-man.
Duo: *cringes and gives Michelle an odd look, then looks pleadingly at Jackie*
Jackie: See, now that's *exactly* what I'm talking about! That's *Duo*, Du-o. Okay?
Michelle: oh, I think I get it…did I think he was an arrogant asshole before?
Duo: *jaw drops*
Jackie: *sweatdrop* heh heh…um…yeah…
Michelle: Oo, memory's back! Nothing's changed!
Jackie: Eh heh heh…*whispers to Duo* Just forget this and go get Quatre… *pushes him out the door*
Michelle: Um… *scratches her head*
Jackie: Alright, for starters, let's get one thing straight.
Lauren: You are *not* dating Wufei. *sigh of relief* That felt so good.
Michelle: Yeah, I had a feeling I didn't like him. *Quatre stumbles in* I have a feeling I don't like *him* either…
Jackie: NO, NO!!! You *do* like him, he's the one you went out with before!
Michelle: *Him*?!
Jackie, yes, him!
Quatre: I have a name!!!
Jackie: Oh, sorry hun! Heh heh ^_^
Michelle: Now which one are you, Quatre or Trowa?
Quatre: *looks hurt* You don't remember?
Michelle: Nope, I don't remember anything! So who the hell are ya?
Quatre: *lip quivering* I'm Quatre…
Michelle: *shakes his hand wildly* Pleased to meet you, I'm Michelle! ^_^
Quatre: I know.
Lauren: I don't think this is triggering *anything*!…
Jackie: Hmm, you're right…let's try something else…

A LITTLE LATER…
(The girls are standing around the Gundam hanger)
Jackie: *flailing her arms around wildly* Does *this* bring back any memories?
Michelle: You flailing your arms around wildly?
Jackie: No, these!
Michelle: Your very large boobs?
Jackie: No, hey!
Lauren: No… *climbs into her Gundam and blows up a wall* That.
Michelle: Oh, *that*!
Jackie and Lauren: *hopefully* Yeah!
Michelle: Heh heh, no!
Jackie and Lauren: Oh… :(
Lauren: Let's try something *else*…

SOON…
(They are sitting around the common room, Jackie holding a stack of pictures…)
Lauren: I *still* say we should've done the word association thing…
Jackie: No, this *has* to work!
Michelle: Um, I'm gonna go make out with Wupei…
Wufei: *calling from down the hall* It's *Wufei*!
Michelle: Whatever!
Jackie: Just this last one, I promise. I'm *sure* it'll work!
Michelle: if you say so…
Jackie: Okay, you just tell me when you remember something…
Michelle: I haven't remembered something all morning!
Jackie: *exasperated* Alright! Just…you know what I mean! *sigh* Ok… *holds up a picture of ZZFlooky* Anything?…
Michelle: What the hell is that?!
Jackie: *sweatdrop* *holds up a picture of Timo* Yes?
Michelle: No.
Jackie: *exasperatedly shows her a picture of Treize and his rubber ducky* Now?
Michelle: Yeah!
Jackie and Lauren: Really?!
Michelle: Yeah! It reminds me of this one episode of "Gilligan's Island" where Mr.. Howell and his teddy bear…
Jackie and Lauren: *faces fall* *sweatdrops*
Michelle: Hey, is that guy gay with the other two?, cuz you know…
Lauren: This is hopeless!!!
Jackie: *sigh* guess so…
Michelle: *shrug* Oh well!
(Jackie and Lauren leave)
Michelle: Hmm… *picks up a photo of her and Quatre* Oh…I wonder when this was…or where…or what we were doing…Oh, I wish I could remember…I'd like to, but…
Wufei: *comes in and sees her holding the picture of her lovingly hugging Quatre* What're you doing?
Michelle: Uh…
Wufei: Oooooooooh no ya don't! You're *my* girlfriend and don't you forget it!
Michelle: *finally exasperated* I NEVER REMEMBERED!!!
Wufei: *picks her up and swings her over his shoulder. But on their way out the door her head slams against the doorway. In a moment of nervousness he drops her and runs away*

A WHILE LATER…
Michelle: *coming to* Uh…*groan* my head, goddammit!
(Jackie and Lauren enter the room chattering excitedly)
Jackie: Michelle, we hatched a new plan to help you!
Lauren: Yeah, and it's better than Jackie's other stupid ones!
Jackie: Hey! *glares at Lauren*
Michelle: Um…help me with what?
Lauren: Huh?!
Jackie: Wow, I know your long-term memory got screwed up pretty bad, but I didn't know amnesia effected short-term memory as well! You cn't even remember stuff from this afternoon!
Michelle: Amnesia?!
Jackie: *throws her hands up* She doesn't even remember she has amnesia!
Lauren: Of course not!
Everyone: *starts talking and shouting at once*
Michelle: Hold it!!! Tell me what happened! Why am I on the floor? The last thing I remember is trying to find a pot to beat Wufei over the head with-I mean make him some soup with… *mumble like I'm his frickin' tavern wench…*
Jackie: So…you remember us, right?
Michelle: Of *course* I remember you! Why wouldn't I?
Lauren: Cuz you had amnesia!
Michelle: Really?! Well I feel fine now…
Jackie: *calling out into the hallway* Hey guys, she got her memory back!
(All the guys come rushing in excitedly)
Wufei: *lagging behind* Damn…
Quatre: Hooray, you're back! *gives her a hug*
Michelle: Uh, yeah…
Trowa: Good, I don't know how much more of your speculation I could take…
Michelle: Huh?… *doubles over* Ow, my head!
Jackie: Let's help her to bed.
(She and Lauren help Michelle upstairs with all the guys following)
Michelle: What did I do since…how long has it been?
Jackie: Just two days.
Michelle: What did I do when I had amnesia?
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Jackie: Well…for starters, you called me and Lauren sluts.
Michelle: *playfully* Well you are.
Jackie: *punches her in the shoulder*
Michelle: OW! *laughs* Okay, okay, you're not!
Jackie: ^_^ Better!
Duo: You also called me "girly-man" and painted my nails pink… *waves his still-pink nails in Michelle's face*
Michelle: *cringes* oo…sorry…
Trowa: *And* you thought me and Quatre were gay.
Michelle: *jaw drops to the floor*
Quatre: *sad grumpy frown*
Michelle: Oh, I'm sorry… *gives him a kiss*
Quatre: *small smile* *to himself* works *every* time!
Michelle: Well, anything else?
Lauren: Well, there is *one* thing…
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Michelle: What's that?
Lauren: Wufei made you think you were his girlfriend…
Michelle: What?!
Lauren: *and* you made out with him!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Michelle: You're *dead*! *lunges at Wufei and starts chasing him around the room*
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: Lucky…

~*THE END*~